1. PATRIOTS: How good is Belichik? Parcells never won a SB without him and Belichik’s former coordinators? Weiss has two offensive TD’s and Crennel–see Browns (if you’ve got time to go that far down on the list)

2. COLTS: Are the Broncos good? (we’ll find out)

3. PACKERS: Told you so

4. COWBOYS: Will be 5-0 on 10/14, then the fun starts

5. STEELERS: Didn’t want them in the top 5 because of schedule but who else?

6. TITANS: As I’m typing this I can’t believe it but when you’re only loss is to the Colts by 2 points don’t you have to the best 2-1 team?

7. SEAHAWKS: Beating Cincy means they’re good—schedule says they’ve got two tough games left

8. RAVENS: Middle of the road in every stat but schedule sets up for 6 game winning streak before meeting the Burgh

9. BRONCOS: Best team/bad division (BTW, they only had 47 yards rushing v Jags)

10. PANTHERS: Suddenly that Texans loss doesn’t look so bad–could be 5-1 before meeting Colts

11. CHARGERS: Marty, Marty, where for art thou? (don’t worry, Chiefs are next)

12. JAGUARS: Lose to Titans by 3 despite giving up 175 yards to Chris Brown in week 1—beat Denver and give up only 47 yards rushing, if this team is improving…

13. TEXANS: Matt Schaub v ATL, let the payback begin

14. BENGALS: Beat the Pats and that whole Browns thing will be forgiven

15. BEARS: They can’t block, catch, run, and four starters on defense are either out or questionable—good luck Griese

16. GIANTS: I don’t know what to think of the NFC East, so I put the rest of them together

17. REDSKINS: 1^st half v NY=17-3, 2^nd half=0 1^st downs in first 25 minutes

18. EAGLES: Back-to-back games in the Meadowlands and then ‘da Bears

19. JETS: Great time for a big run — only leave the State once until 11/22 (did you know Pennington’s the second-highest rated QB?)

20. BUCS: Did you think there would ever be a day that Cadillac would hate being compared to LT, LJ, and Stephen Jackson—he’s just as bad

21. LIONS: John, can you win 10 games if you can lose like that?

22. 49ERS: Steelers are up 37-9 and SF gets their first TD with 2 minutes left, that’s why they’re the worst offense in the NFC

23. CARDINALS: Two road losses by 3 points a piece, not bad (not good either, but not bad)

24. SAINTS: Over/under on when Reggie Bush is broken in half = 7 games

25. CHIEFS: LT v LJ, remember when this was a dream fantasy match up?

26. VIKINGS: How bad are you when the opposing RB is calling out his coaches and the play calling after they beat you

27. RAIDERS: Only Oakland could feel so great about beating Cleveland

28. BROWNS: Crenel’s a defensive genius? No one has given up more TD’s (it’s not all bad - at least their only 2^nd worst in rushing yards allowed and total yards allowed)

29. RAMS: what idiot picked this team to make the playoffs?

30. FALCONS: Harrington’s actually not doing that bad—work with me here, I’m trying

31. DOLPHINS: Chiefs chose Huard over Green—NFL passer ratings = Huard 23^rd, Green 24^th

32. BILLS: Offense - worst in pts and yards, and defense? (remember how the Browns were second worst in most categories): you found the culprit