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The 2007 Doug and Wolf Gift Draft - Listener’s Grades

Published by Doug & Wolf on December 19, 2007 in Doug & Wolf.

2007 Doug and Wolf Gift Draft Results - Listener’s Grades

Jay Gallen This year’s Christmas Lottery Draft was full of surprises. First the Blockbuster trade between Wolf and Diane. Wolf jumps to the top of the draft board with his Matt Leinart Football offering. I equate that to a swap of first round picks, a second round pick, and next year’s third rounder. Other than that mega deal, the draft stayed as laid out by the ping pong balls.Winners:The Mistress in the Morning: Who wouldn’t want an Anthology of one of America’s favorite family?

Yoda: Any opportunity that Yoda has to expand his vocabulary, the better for the rest of humanity.

Doug: I smell a trade coming down the pike. As long as there is a receipt, there is a chance Doug could parlay this pick into quite a special draft.

Losers:

Gayle Bass: The Patriot, an oven mitt and Dale Earnhardt coasters. Enough said. No wonder why this franchise has been in the basement of the league for so long.

Greg Brady: Pretzels, Fact or Crap and The Anchorman. The only saving grace is Will Ferrell projects to be a player that will last 10-12 years in the league.

Wolf: The good news for Wolf is in case anyone should dare penetrate the barriers of the compound, he can use the remote as a weapon.

Paul C.: If only Paul could read, this may have worked out - one would ask what was he thinking? The answer is: He wasn’t - as usual.
Erik Rasmussen The following review provides post-draft analysis for the 2007 Sports 620 KTAR Gift Draft:Biggest Winner - Mistress in the Morning - A:
The Mistress in the Morning pulled the biggest scam in Sports 620 Gift Draft history. It is clear that it was Diane that was the WOLF in sheep’s clothing in this draft after she scammed Wolf out of a Matt Leinart autographed football - which was better than any of the wrapped gifts combined.Biggest Loser - Wolf - F:
He gave up the most value to get what, a picture book? Clearly he took a big shot to the cradle.

Greg Brady - B:
Surprisingly Doug put together a decent gift package although opened pretzels reek of cheapness.

Doug - B:
Clearly the Shawshank Redemption is one of the all-time greats and regardless of the fact that Doug probably has not yet spent the money for a DVD player and still goes with VHS, this heavyweight feature film can stand on its own.

Yoda - C:
The only benefit to Yoda’s gift of a dictionary is that he can finally translate what the hell it is that Wolf is telling the basin daily.

Gayle - D+:
Paul’s gift was thought to have been dramatically worse than it actually was - the fact that there was any store bought items period brings it up a few notches.

Paul - D-:
Bottom - line: U of A Sucks! ASU Rules.
Jim Briody I thought Doug was the cheapest! Calvisi’s gift was with no heart! Probably from Aunt Vinas Closet! Whatever you do, don’t put that oven glove on - you don’t know where that has been!Diane received the best gift using her beauty and freaky mind on intimidating Wolf to get a football!Doug scored a solid 2ndPaul should forgo his gift - give it to the commish! He should get SQUAT!Greg Brady’s gift can probably be used with Gambo and Ash.Yoda: Solid

Gayle: Should have got a bottle of wine for all the whining she did! Want some cheese with that wine?

Wolf: With the remote, he will get fatter for staying on the couch - so much for the weight control. BOOM

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