1.PATRIOTS: If others follow the Eagles game plan, the Pats will be beat

2. COWBOYS:

NFC supremacy goes to Dallas

3. PACKERS: As long as it’s close, I won’t drop them after their loss to DAL

4. JAGUARS:

Wolf recants on INDY this Monday morning

5. COLTS: Let me be the first to say it, the Colts will not be in the AFC Championship game

6. STEELERS: I don’t care about the weather, 3-0 to the Dolphins shows how far this team has to come

7. BROWNS:

Jamal Lewis cares so this team is actually good

8. BUCS: Did you pick them to win 10 games (I didn’t either but I am now)

9. GIANTS: Last week I told you I’ve been right on every Giants game—never mind

10. CHARGERS: Could easily finish 11-5 but it doesn’t matter because they still have Norv and Phillip and they’re not winning a playoff game

11. SEAHAWKS: Let me get this straight, you lose to New Orleans and you need a STL QB fumble on 4^th and goal to win?

12. LIONS: Need to win 4 of 5 to get to 10 wins (still has GB, DAL, and SD ahead so it’s not going to happen)

13. TITANS: Am I the only person who saw through this fraud or just the first?

14. BRONCOS:

Kick the ball out-of-bounds!

15. SAINTS: I present to you the only team harder to figure out than AZ

16. CARDINALS: Play-calling, clock-management, missed chip shots, 4 turnovers, 10 penalties, allowing an 8-game losing streak to end, and giving up 37 points to a team that was held without a TD for 11 quarters coming into the game (I can keep going)

17. BILLS: Time for a run with an emotional WASH and a bad MIA next

18. EAGLES: Looked better with Feeley (do you realize they’re in the 6-team mess at 5-6?)

19. REDSKINS: Sean Taylor dead at 24—what would life be like if everyone lived by the kindergarten mantra, “if it’s not yours, don’t take it?” (Sean’s life included)

20. BEARS: Explain to me why you have a job when you say in a meeting, “We’re going to kick to Hester,”?

21. CHIEFS: You call TO and then challenge? Herm Edwards will never take a team to a SB

22. PANTHERS: Let’s see if this franchise gives up 374 yards of offense and puts up a -4 turnover ratio when they host SF (even more embarrassing: CAR has no wins at home, keep that in mind when they’re running over SF

23. RAVENS: Most overrated coach in NFL history

24. TEXANS:

Had a good season, too bad there’s only two wins left

25. BENGALS: No credit when you finally play up to expectations after Thanksgiving

26. VIKINGS:
I would have bet the farm MIN and SF lose—didn’t count on them both going +4 in turnovers

27. FALCONS: Barely averaging two TD’s a game

28. RAIDERS:

The curse is over, they can win in the division!

29. RAMS:

Gus! Take the ball and hand-off the ball

30. JETS: We’ve got GB/DAL and JAX/INDY this week, but the big one is in Florida (see no. 32)

31. 49ERS: Is there a rule against giving the ball to Frank Gore every play?

32. DOLPHINS: NYJ @ home might be their only chance—do you believe in miracles? No!