1. COLTS:
Keep in mind, the Jaguars were built specifically to beat Indy—final score: 29-7 (Why are they ahead of the Patriots you ask? Colts opponents are 20-18, Patriots are 17-28)
2.PATRIOTS:
Brady = 6 TD passes, 4 incompletions v. Miami (pace=62)
3. COWBOYS:
You’ve got Owens going deep (103 yards) and Whitten always open (10 rec) and Barber getting 96 yards—I don’t care it was the Vikings
4. PACKERS:
Next two opponents are on the road which means 0-2 but they’re against the AFC West which means 2-0—I say they split
5. GIANTS:
I predicted a 6-game winning streak and now only MIA stands in their way—more like lays in their way
6. CHARGERS:
Didn’t play and lost ground to the Chiefs
7. STEELERS:
If you want to play with the big boys (Indy/Pats) you win in Denver
8. TITANS:
Good wake-up call to give up 29 4th quarter points and still win
9. JAGUARS:
Not ready for prime-time players (next three opponents are all moving up the poll and all play JAX at home)
10. REDSKINS:
An average team that just keeps winning
11. PANTHERS:
Needed the bye week because they’ve got one win coming between now and Thanksgiving
12. CHIEFS:
This team is bad and in first place (yea, I wrote this last week, nothing’s changed)
13. LIONS:
They can’t win on the road and the Bears are bad (you won’t get me to pick this game next week)
14. RAVENS: 308 yards of offense – 1 turnover = 14 points?
15. CARDINALS: Lead the league in shoulda, woulda, coulda’s
16. BUCS: 0-1 in the three game test, Jags and Cards are next
17. SEAHAWKS: I don’t care that you beat the Rams, I’m still stuck on the Saints loss
18. BRONCOS: I’m legitimately shocked they won
19. BEARS: How good is Hester? Eagles averaged 28 yards per punt trying to keep the ball from him
20. BROWNS: They might be favored on the road this week—is the apocalypse near?
21. TEXANS: Do they take confidence in scoring 29 4th quarter points or do they fall apart with the comeback ending in a loss?
22. SAINTS: What would you say to me if I said the Saints might win 10 games? (check the schedule)
23. BENGALS: No credit for beating the Jets, take Pittsburgh down and I’ll pay attention
24. VIKINGS: Jackson completed 6 more passes than I did
25. BILLS: Beat the Ravens and have NYJ, CINCY, and MIA next—could you imagine Buffalo above .500 (I can’t either)
26. EAGLES: Couldn’t stop Brian Griese from completing a 97 yard drive—should be forced to forfeit next week as punishment
27. 49ERS: Don’t worry, going to ATL in two weeks
28. RAIDERS: Had the best chance to win a divisional game in three years and they couldn’t do it
29. JETS: How did upsetting the Patriots work out for you? (and I don’t mean winning, I mean making them mad)
30. FALCONS: Two questions–how did Houston lose to this team? (and) who is your QB?
31. DOLPHINS: Moving up the poll
32. RAMS: If you didn’t know what the salary cap does to depth, I present St. Louis
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