Archive for December, 2007

Mike D’Antoni’s mouth piece

Happy Holidays from Doug and Wolf:

* Jason Grimsley names that he gave the government were released. Clemens wasn’t on the list, do you believe him now.

* Is Paul Lo Duca a good guy? He was in the Mitchell Report and then a no-show at his baseball camp.

* The Steelers lose Willie Parker and any chance of winning a playoff game.

* Is Steve Nash a mouth piece for The Man (Mike D’Antoni)? DW are starting to think so.

* Curtis, of promotions, beats Sara, of promotions, in the first ever Doug and Wolf Grocery Cart Race.

Grid Iron Griddle:

ASU football analyst Jeff Van Raaphorst: Jeff previewed the Holiday Bowl. He thinks the Holiday Bowl is better for the Devils than the Fiesta Bowl for the chances to recruit San Diego before the bowl game.

Guests:

ESPN NFL analyst Mark Schlereth: Mark didn’t think the Steelers were that good with Willie Parker. The Patriots, Colts, Jaguars and Colts are better than the boys from Pittsburgh.

Doug and Wolf Returns on January 2nd. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

 
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Calming Douglees down

Here’s what happened today on Doug and Wolf:

LIVE from Five Star Ford in Scottsdale

* Suns lose to the Mavs last night 108-105. Doug rips the Suns for not showing up for the most the game last night. Wolf totally disagrees and tries to calm Douglees down.

* Is Mike D’Antoni to blame for the Suns’ performances?

* Bill Parcells looks like he is going to be the Dolphins’ Vice President of Football Operations and the Falcons. The guys compare Parcells to a women who likes to flirt but doesn’t want to commit.

Guests:

Mike Ditka, NFL Hall of Famer: Coach Ditka doesn’t know if the Pro Bowl the way it is really works any more. Even though they won’t make the playoffs, the Cardinals still have a lot to play for.

Bob Davie, ESPN College Football Analyst: Coach Davie thinks that Rich Rodriguez is actually a better fit West Virginia than Michigan. He also explains why UCLA is a tough place to win at.

Al McCoy, Suns Hall of Fame Broadcaster: Al gave us his thoughts on the Suns loss to the Mavericks last night.

Tomorrow’s Show:

Jeff Van Raaphorst, ASU football analyst at 7:40 a.m.

Mark Schlereth, ESPN NFL analyst at 8:00 a.m.

Doug’s Mailbag: An educated Arkansas native

Doug,

I can definitely understand the arguments against Petrino because of character issues and as an Arkansas fan it does concern me. However, I do have to take exception with your statement that Arkansas fans are ‘delusional’. In fact, I think it’s part of a greater national perception that everyone in Arkansas is uneducated, toothless, and possibly incestuous.

I don’t see anything wrong about a team with the financial backing that Arkansas has (Waltons, Tysons, Jerry Jones) and facilities that are consistently ranked number one in the SEC and top nationally expecting to be a top tier program. They have a better football history than Virginia Tech, but no one calls Hokies fans delusional for expecting a championship contender.

Lastly, as amazing is at may seem, Petrino is actually an upgrade character-wise over Houston Nutt. Nutt was the Arkansas equivalent of Caligula and had succeeded in putting up a mediocre year with two Heisman-caliber running backs, just the most recent of several disappointing seasons under Nutt. All the while, he was running off our top recruits (Mustain and Williams transferred to USC) and one of the top young coordinators in college football Gus Malzahn.

I’m excited about the hire, and woo pig sooie.

Sincerely,

Lane from Arkansas, fully toothed and educated

Outstanding e-mail.

I actually think Little Rock is one of the best cities in our country. I think you would agree with me though that my opinion of most Arkansans, which was drawn on my drives between Memphis and Little Rock, is pretty valid based on the portion of the state I saw.

The one thing we didn’t get to though: I think he’ll be successful too.


Hi Doug:

How are you? I listen to Doug and Wolf show every day. I always liked the honest opinion you guys give everyday. I was disappointed by this morning show.

I never heard about you talking about players kids tuition or family when you talked about Barry
Bonds. All I heard was “CHEATER.”

I used to defend when my friends call you racist pig, but now I think maybe some part of my mind you are that person my friend refers to.

Thanks!

I don’t know if I will be able to trust you again.

Vino

Anyone who calls me a racist is an idiot and is looking to find racism.

I talked about family in response to the 25th guy on a roster who thinks about using steroids so he doesn’t lose his job. I talked about family as I looked at a trainer who had to make the decision whether or not to speak to Mitchell despite a fear of losing a job or losing the trust of the team. It did not matter to me the race of the 25th player or of the trainer. You heard what you wanted to hear.

You didn’t hear me talk about family as it relates to Roger Clemens, but I’m sure there’s some other sad reason you will come up with on why I attacked him.

Where were you when I worked in the South and lost friendships because I realized a white friend of mine was racist? Where were you when I walked away from a restaurant contract in Athens, OH, because the owner told me he roots against Georgetown because they don’t have any white guys? I will bet you Gambo’s salary that I have done more to raise money for the Negro League Hall of Fame than you or any of your friends have done. Has Buck O’Neil ever thanked you for what you’ve done for him? How many hours have you spent on the phone lobbying baseball to put Buck O’Neil in his rightful place? Do I need to start e-mailing you copies of the checks my wife sends to the Ebony Heritage Chior she supports?

You and your friends are racist people. You heard honest opinions from a white man and automatically assumed I must be racist because you didn’t like the opinions. Your ignorance astounds me. I stand on a ledge and protect Hank Aaron’s record so you can sit around and call me racist. As I am part of the solution in this country, you are the very root of the problem.

You don’t know me from Adam, sir. I have learned all needed to know about you.


Doug:

You band wagon hopping wimp. Stop calling the Spurs the Sterns. You haven’t lived here for a year yet and now you’re the biggest band wagon jumping fan ever heard. The Sun lost because they suck and until they realize the season is 82 games and you cant win a championship playing playground basketball they will be the Buffalo Bills of the NBA. When you go to Ohio, do the Valley a favor and stay there please

Cecil

Let’s look at your points with an intellect that you don’t have. Don’t you think that since I work at a station that airs Suns basketball that I can get a closer to the team faster than the average new arrival to Phoenix? Have you met Steve Nash? Have you met anyone on the inside of the organization? You are not aware of this since you’re wrapped into your own little world but there are more people than just the basketball players that make up the organization. With this franchise, the people behind the scenes and the players are really good people. Why do I have to explain to you that I’ve become a fan of an organization with good people as players and staff and an organization that gives so much to charity it’s unbelievable? The Suns are the best run sports franchise I’ve ever seen. As I get to know more people, I take a stronger interest in the Suns success because I want them to win for those people. Sure, I’m selfish in the sense that I enjoy the way the Suns play basketball but I really enjoy the way people in the organization have treated me and I want the team to reward those people with a championship. I know none of this makes sense to someone as self-centered as you.

Obviously, you do not speak for the valley. It doesn’t make any sense that a co-host of the highest rated sports-talk morning show would be doing the valley a favor by staying somewhere else. This is proof of your ignorance on any subject you bring up. You thought it would be funny to insult someone based on your opinion of them. Since you don’t have enough friends to wake you up to this fact, let me explain: your opinions are not based on any tangible fact but only this misinformation you’ve filled your own head with.

I will always listen to people’s opinions on the show if they have a shred of knowledge about the subject matter of which they speak. Since you are not in that category, I’m sorry to inform you I won’t be receiving your e-mails anymore, as they will be blocked from my server. I receive over 100 e-mails a day and it doesn’t make sense to waste time returning e-mails from someone that does not benefit the advancement of the show. There are too many other listeners whose knowledge of the subject matter is higher than yours that it is a disservice to them to put their e-mails on hold. I don’t mind when people of low understanding e-mail me seeking knowledge. When someone has no idea what they’re talking about speaks with the arrogance that can only be reserved

I hope you still enjoy the show even if it is only when Wolf talks.


Doug:

Before you begin the usual rhetoric after the Suns loss to the Mavs, consider this.

1. The Mavs played the best game they are capable of.

2. With the exception of a few small sprits, the Suns could not have played worse.

3. And, we only lost by 3

Clearly, as they always do, the Suns will mesh more as the season goes on. As for the Mavs, this is their peak.

By the way, it’s not a secret around town that you have a hatred for the Suns that you aren’t good at hiding. You may want to work on that if you plan on being successful here in the Valley.

Wayne

I want to make sure I understand this. Cecil hates me because I’m a Suns fan. You hate me because I’m not. If that’s the case, I must be successful already.


Doug,

I gotta agree with you completely on the Suns struggles. I feel like there is something that is deeply wrong with this team. After watching them so far this season, I’m convinced that Nash is the only reason this team is still winning games (without him, I don’t think they’re even a .500 team) and it does look like they are not looking to him as the leader anymore.

I just don’t feel the Suns have any continuity as a team; I think it is a bunch of really talented guys, not selfish on the court, but also not truly playing as a team. And, as much as I HATE the Sterns, they play as a team. When things are going well, it’s as a team. When they lose, it’s as a team. And I do think this will be a problem come April. We’ve only got Nash for so much longer, I want the Suns to get that championship so badly, but unless something drastically changes, I just can’t see them getting there this year.

Thanks for taking my email, love the show!

Ethan

Thank you for the kind words. You and I are on an island on this one. You wouldn’t believe the insults I get because I want to see more from the Suns. Some people actually think that means I’m not a real Suns fan since I place high expectations on a team that I think has everything it takes talent-wise to win a championship.

BTW, Ethan, don’t call them the Sterns, it upsets Cecil.

Doug: Suns don’t want to be a title contender

Our webmaster has asked us to answer the question, “How do the Suns stack up against the teams of the Western Conference?”

That is an impossible question to answer.

The Suns are the second best team in the NBA if they want to be - I think the Celtics are for real, despite losing to Detroit. The problem is, they don’t want to be.

Why does everyone in this town give the Suns a pass? They’ve won just as many championships as the Arizona Cardinals have.

If you come out flat against Minnesota in your fifth game in seven days and on the the back end of road back-to-backs, I’m fine with that. I completely understand. You can’t justify a 37-20 first quarter against a title contender.

The Cardinals lead the league in penalties and some people think that exposes Ken Whisenhunt as a hypocrite, yet no one dare challenges the Suns coaching or lack of fire.

I want the Suns to win a championship. I think the Suns are the best team in the Western Conference. The problem is they want to coast and then turn it on at the end.

Your desire to win is not something that can turn on and off in a champion. Sometimes there’s a difference between being the best and being World Champions.

Wolf: The NFL guarantee

The NFL is the most progressive sports league in the world and this is one of the reasons why it is the most popular game in our land.

The game is always moving forward, looking forward, waiting for its next Brett Favre or Emmitt Smith. The game and, more importantly, the people in control of the game, embrace change, hold it close to their hearts, constantly looking at the product and how to better the product.

It is the game of the future because its fans are not trapped in the past and the suits in New York City do everything they can to make it that way.

Where Major League Baseball is mired in yesterday, bound by records and players that are glorified for having played before Pearl Harbor, the National Football League thrives on the real premise that records are made to be broken.

Why are they made to be broken?

The implication is clear: football players have been and are evolving, getting better every year. Why wouldn’t they break the records of their predecessors?

In the NFL, yesterday is acknowledged, given its place alongside family heirlooms and Dick Butkus, but today is glorified and tomorrow will be better!

Brett Favre surpassed Dan Marino as the all-time career passing leader in the National Football League last week. Yet, this milestone passed with little fanfare. Fans across the country stood, clapped and shrugged. It’s what football players do; it’s the natural order of how things go in America’s game.

The NFL makes fans feel alive. It beckons its base to revel in today; it reminds them that these are “the best of times” and makes them glad they were breathing when Favre passed his way by Marino.

But, the NFL doesn’t stop there. The NFL wants you to know that if you were breathing when Favre was today, you could be breathing better, living larger and happier than you’ve ever been…tomorrow.

That’s the NFL guarantee.

The 2007 Doug and Wolf Gift Draft

2007 Doug and Wolf Gift Draft Results:


1. Ron Wolfley:
* Diane’s Present: Oversized Remote and Warrior Book

2. Yoda:
Wolf’s Present: A Huge Dictionary

3. Paul Calvisi:
** Greg Brady’s Present: Lute Olson Biography

4. Greg Brady:
Doug’s Present: Fact or Crap game, Anchorman DVD, and half eaten yogurt covered pretzels

5. Diane Brennan:
Gayle Bass’ Present: The Simpson’s: Season Six DVD

6. Doug Franz:
Yoda’s Present: Shawshank Redemption DVD

7. Click Chick:
Paul’s Present: The Patriot DVD, Dale Earnhardt Sr Coasters, Jeff Tedford Picture and Oven Mitt

*Obtained through a trade with the Mistress in the morning (Diane Brennan) for the fifth pick and an autographed Matt Leinart football.

** Greg Brady and Paul swapped gifts after the draft

ESPN insider Todd McShay previews The 2007 Doug & Wolf Gift Draft class:

Diane’s Present

Doug’s Present

Paul’s Present

Yoda’s Present

Wolf’s Present

Greg Brady’s Present

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The 2007 Doug and Wolf Gift Draft - Listener’s Grades

2007 Doug and Wolf Gift Draft Results - Listener’s Grades

Jay Gallen This year’s Christmas Lottery Draft was full of surprises. First the Blockbuster trade between Wolf and Diane. Wolf jumps to the top of the draft board with his Matt Leinart Football offering. I equate that to a swap of first round picks, a second round pick, and next year’s third rounder. Other than that mega deal, the draft stayed as laid out by the ping pong balls.Winners:The Mistress in the Morning: Who wouldn’t want an Anthology of one of America’s favorite family?

Yoda: Any opportunity that Yoda has to expand his vocabulary, the better for the rest of humanity.

Doug: I smell a trade coming down the pike. As long as there is a receipt, there is a chance Doug could parlay this pick into quite a special draft.

Losers:

Gayle Bass: The Patriot, an oven mitt and Dale Earnhardt coasters. Enough said. No wonder why this franchise has been in the basement of the league for so long.

Greg Brady: Pretzels, Fact or Crap and The Anchorman. The only saving grace is Will Ferrell projects to be a player that will last 10-12 years in the league.

Wolf: The good news for Wolf is in case anyone should dare penetrate the barriers of the compound, he can use the remote as a weapon.

Paul C.: If only Paul could read, this may have worked out - one would ask what was he thinking? The answer is: He wasn’t - as usual.

Erik Rasmussen The following review provides post-draft analysis for the 2007 Sports 620 KTAR Gift Draft:Biggest Winner - Mistress in the Morning - A:
The Mistress in the Morning pulled the biggest scam in Sports 620 Gift Draft history. It is clear that it was Diane that was the WOLF in sheep’s clothing in this draft after she scammed Wolf out of a Matt Leinart autographed football - which was better than any of the wrapped gifts combined.Biggest Loser - Wolf - F:
He gave up the most value to get what, a picture book? Clearly he took a big shot to the cradle.

Greg Brady - B:
Surprisingly Doug put together a decent gift package although opened pretzels reek of cheapness.

Doug - B:
Clearly the Shawshank Redemption is one of the all-time greats and regardless of the fact that Doug probably has not yet spent the money for a DVD player and still goes with VHS, this heavyweight feature film can stand on its own.

Yoda - C:
The only benefit to Yoda’s gift of a dictionary is that he can finally translate what the hell it is that Wolf is telling the basin daily.

Gayle - D+:
Paul’s gift was thought to have been dramatically worse than it actually was - the fact that there was any store bought items period brings it up a few notches.

Paul - D-:
Bottom - line: U of A Sucks! ASU Rules.

Jim Briody I thought Doug was the cheapest! Calvisi’s gift was with no heart! Probably from Aunt Vinas Closet! Whatever you do, don’t put that oven glove on - you don’t know where that has been!Diane received the best gift using her beauty and freaky mind on intimidating Wolf to get a football!Doug scored a solid 2ndPaul should forgo his gift - give it to the commish! He should get SQUAT!Greg Brady’s gift can probably be used with Gambo and Ash.Yoda: Solid

Gayle: Should have got a bottle of wine for all the whining she did! Want some cheese with that wine?

Wolf: With the remote, he will get fatter for staying on the couch - so much for the weight control. BOOM

To Hall of Fame, or not to Hall of Fame

Here’s what happened today on Doug and Wolf:

* Suns play the Mavs tonight. The guys debated the importance of this game and if the Suns will be motivated to play.

* Roger Clemens has denied using any performance enhancing drugs. Neither guy believes his innocence. The question becomes: Should he get in the Hall of Fame?

* The Doug and Wolf NFL Power Poll.THEY AGREED ON EVERY POSITION! Way to go out on a limb guys…

* In the 2007 Doug and Wolf Gift Draft, the big winner was Diane Brennan and the loser was probably either Paul Calvisi or Gayle Bass.

Grid Iron Griddle:

DW discussed Bill Parcells reportedly coming back to the NFL as the Executive Vice President of Football Operations for the Atlanta Falcons.

Guests:

Suns analyst Dan Majerle: Dan talked about the importance the Suns win of the Sterns and tonight’s game against the Dallas Mavericks.

ASU men’s basketball coach Herb Sendek: Coach Sendek talked about the teams’ big win against 17th ranked Xavier and the games coming up in the next couple of weeks?

Tomorrow’s Show:

Mike Ditka, NFL Hall of Famer at 6:20 a.m.

Bob Davie, ESPN College Football Analyst at 7:20 a.m.

Al McCoy, Hall of Fame Broadcaster at 8:30 a.m.

 
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Doug & Wolf Gift Draft Lottery Preview

Here’s what happened today on Doug and Wolf:

* Suns get a big win last night on the road against the Suns, but guys are split on what the victory meant. Wolf thinks it was more important that they won than just to play the game. Doug is bent out of shape on numerous things including that no one took a shot at Robert Horry.

* Reports have Kevin O’Neill becoming the U A basketball coach when Lute Olson retires. DW doesn’t know if this is the right choice to continue the programs basketball dominance,

* Doug was late and has his seven daughters to thank for getting to the show on time. We make fun of Doug.

* We preview the HUGE Doug and Wolf Gift Draft Lottery and Draft. Who is going to bring the best gift?

Grid Iron Griddle:

Rich Rodriguez officially takes the Michigan job. He is going to be a Michigan man and not coach West Virginia in the Fiesta Bowl. Is this the right move? The guys are mixed on their opinions.

Guests:

Buster Olney, ESPN Baseball Insider: Buster loves the Danny Haren and Jose Valverde trades. Other baseball teams have told Buster that they were surprised the Dbacks didn’t have to give up more.

ASU football coach Dennis Erickson: Coach Erickson previewed their Holiday Bowl game against Texas. This game is important but will not ruin the Sun Devils’ great season.

Bertrand Berry, Cardinals defensive end: Just because they are out of the playoff race, Bertrand thinks the Cardinals have a lot to play for.

Al McCoy, Hall of Fame Suns Broadcaster: Al gave us his thoughts on the Suns’ big win in San Antonio.

Tomorrow’s Show:

Dan Majerle, Suns analyst at 6:20 a.m.

2007 Doug and Wolf Gift Draft Lottery at 6:40 a.m.

Herb Sendek, ASU basketball Coach at 7:20 a.m.

2007 Doug and Wolf Gift Draft at 8:00 a.m.

 
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Doug’s NFL Power Poll - Week 16

1. PATRIOTS: If they’re up for MIA, Bill is the greatest coach ever
2. COLTS: Scored more and allowed fewer points than GB so it’s easy to put them here
3. PACKERS: Little concerned that Jackson ran for 143
4. COWBOYS: Everybody gets one let down - but only one
5. JAGUARS: Incredible win, but 10-4 still doesn’t crack the top 4
6. CHARGERS: PITT, SEA and NYG each lose while SD puts up 51 (they’re still out in the first round, though)
7. STEELERS: If they win out, they play CLE @ home in the playoffs
8. SEAHAWKS: I just can’t tell who’s better between them or NYG - since SEA will beat NYG in the 1st round, I’ll take No. 8
9. GIANTS: Could have ended WASH’s season and instead put more questions in their own mind
10. BROWNS: If they win a playoff game, I need to recant about ol’ Romeo
11. BUCS: Much better, but still losing to WASH in the 1st round
12. VIKINGS: Their magical season ends this weekend
13. TITANS: Remember when winning at Arrowhead was a big win?
14. TEXANS: What a year! 7-3 outside the division and will end up 0-6 in it
15. REDSKINS: @ MIN and vs. a DAL team that will be resting their starters - I smell conference semi’s
16. SAINTS: Brees threw four INC’s
17. BILLS: Please, don’t use the weather as an excuse, you’re from Buffalo!
18. BRONCOS: I know they beat BUF, but this team’s going down hill faster
19. PANTHERS: Would have bet the farm they’d lose to SEA
20. EAGLES: This makes sense: Only two divisional wins and they were @ DAL and @ WAS
21. CARDINALS: The organization is just not ready to win December road games that determine playoff births (I think they will be next year)
22. LIONS: This isn’t a collapse, they weren’t that good to begin with
23. BEARS: Lovie is half the coach I thought he was
24. RAIDERS: I will bring an explosive offense to this franchise = 104 yards passing
25. BENGALS: You beat STL and KC, but can’t beat SF?
26. RAMS: Is a 50 percent completion percentage really a difficult request?
27. 49ERS: It gets difficult to rank when 25, 26, & 27 beat each other up
28. CHIEFS: Best home field advantage and they get two wins?
29. JETS: I’m shocked it was only a 10 point loss
30. FALCONS: They’re just a waste of time
31. DOLPHINS: UNBELIEVEABLE!
32. RAVENS: I know they’ve won 4 games, but you get dropped for being gutless