Archive for June, 2008

Stop The Eric Byrnes Show!

Here’s what happened Monday on Doug and Wolf:

* D-Backs won just two of their last nine games. When will it all end?

* Can we stop the Eric Byrnes Show? He is terrible right now.

* Has Steve Kerr found a way to keep Steve Nash fresh in the playoffs?

Grid Iron Griddle:

Does Raiders owner Al Davis finally realize he is crazy and is costing his team a chance to win? How will Warren Sapp do in Dancing with the Stars?

Guests:

Greg Schulte, Voice of the D-Backs: Greg talked about a horrible road trip and the upcoming homestand against the Brewers and Padres.

Paul’s Call: Paul Calvisi takes his sports seriously, without taking himself too seriously. Your daily dose of irreverence, angst, and stupification.

Crunk List:

Big Surprises: Soccer riots in Spain and fights between Cubs and White Sox fans.

Tomorrow’s Show:

Doug and Wolf’s version of the Eric Byrnes Show

 
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The Draft

Most GM’s hate “draft-day grades.” Organizations in the NFL and NBA always claim how long you’re supposed to give a draft choice before you can grade it. I always laugh at this because whenever an organization’s draft is rated well by the media, the organization sends out all the press clippings to members of the media to back up their own feelings about their draft. If the media rips the draft picks of one team, then that team goes on the war path against the media. “What do they know/They weren’t at the work-outs/Our grade tests him out to be…blah blah blah”/ are the lines the team then feeds the media.

In order to do better than a B you have to be active. I’m not giving the Bulls an “A” because how hard is it to write Rose’s name on a card. “A” range is when you break out or have acquired picks through other means and you steal the show. Portland belongs in the “A” range. I like the moves of Memphis as well, acquiring OJ and Arthur. I don’t like how they took on some contracts for a cheap owner but the team on the floor is good. I love what Minnesota did. Kevin Love brings the beef and they only have to pay him as a five pick plus they get a shooter and two expiring contracts.

In the “B” range is the Suns, I thought they handled their spot OK. They didn’t do anything I’m going to rip them for, but I’m not going to sing their praises either. I wanted Anthony Randolph so I was disappointed that he went before the Suns picked. I wanted Brandon Rush if I couldn’t have Randolph and he was gone too. After that I wanted Darrell Arthur. I won’t be recanting on that. I believe Arthur will have a better pro career than side show Rob.

The reason why I’m not torching the Suns is I have no ground to stand on when Arthur drops another 12 picks. Sure, I could use Jay Bilas to back me up, who had Arthur ranked as the best available when the Suns picked and kept him there for another 45 minutes, but when such a high number of other teams aren’t interested in him, the Suns are on to something.

Looking at their pick of Lopez from under that circumstance, I completely understand. The one flaw in my opinion about Arthur — and I don’t care about the kidney thing — is he would want his touches. I’m thoroughly convinced that Lopez is sincere about his desire to rebound, defend, and do the things that this team needs to fill a huge hole. The hole that  this team has no heart. They have a lot of talkers and not a lot of doers. Lopez will talk, but he will do the little things that superstars don’t like to do. I call it the grunts, although I mean it as a compliment.

One thing that really impresses me is how this team is being built for the right now. I think this team still has a chance at a title. I do agree that you have to have a “Lopez-type” player to win a championship, but he alone doesn’t add the mental toughness the team lacks. I hope the new accountability from the coaching staff fills that void.

The Suns Draft Side Show Rob

Here’s what happened Friday on Doug and Wolf:

We Work for the Weekend!

* The Suns draft Side Show Rob (Robin Lopez) with their first round pick.

* What was more predictable than the Knicks taking an Italian in the first round?

* Will the D-Backs exercise their demons in South Beach this weekend?

Grid Iron Griddle:

What’s wrong with wide receiver Javon Walker? DW think he needs some help.

Guests:

Jay Bilas, ESPN NBA Draft: Jay gave us his thoughts on Robin Lopez and who his winners and losers in the draft were.

Steve Kerr, Suns GM: Steve thinks that Robin has more upside than his brother Brook. He would not commit to having Diaw and Barbosa on next year’s team.

Paul’s Call: Paul Calvisi takes his sports seriously, without taking himself too seriously. Your daily dose of irreverence, angst, and stupification.

Monday’s Show:

The D-Backs are finally home!

 
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Who’s the New Sun?

Here’s what happened Thursday on Doug and Wolf:

* D-Backs lose another one in Boston and Eric Byrnes has lost it on the field.

* What are the Suns going to do in the NBA Draft? DW speculate.

* Will Boris and LB be on the Suns next year?

Grid Iron Griddle:

Could the NFL’s arrogance cost the NFL Network success it could have.

Guests:

Derrick Hall, D-Backs President: Derrick said that the team will be buyer and not sellers at the trade deadline.

Paul Coro, Arizona Republic Suns Insider: Paul thinks the Suns will draft Robin Lopez and not Brook Lopez with the fifteenth pick.

Greg Schulte, Voice of the D-Backs: Greg said it didn’t surprise him the D-Backs couldn’t hit the knuckle ball, because they didn’t hit Candy’s in batting practice.

Paul’s Call: Paul Calvisi takes his sports seriously, without taking himself too seriously. Your daily dose of irreverence, angst, and stupification.

Crunk List:

Wolf isn’t the only one that has a fascination with Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs. Eric Cartman from South Park is a big fan. Put the lotion in the basket!

Tomorrow’s Show:

Steve Kerr, Suns GM at 8:20

 
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A Vacation Shock

Jennifer is going through the process of taking all of our vacation pictures off the camera. I had to share one of the pictures with you.

I know it’s easy to claim small world and all of us have amazing stories of coincidental meetings. I have to say this one was hard for me to believe.

First, my trip to New York was great. I had never been to Manhattan before. Most of you know what a nut I am for history so having a beer at Fraunces Tavern was just wonderful. I’m also deeply inspired by the stories of my past, the Franz’s and Moeller’s that came to this country, that led to my being an American in the first place so, the Statue of Liberty was a must see for me.

If you didn’t know, we went to NY for two reasons. The main reason was the chance of a lifetime for Jennifer. My wife sang at Carnegie Hall. As you can imagine, being married to a talk-show host, she’s always just “Doug’s wife.” She’s a very talented singer but never was able to develop her own career because she made the choice to marry me. The way my career started, there was no way that we could have stayed together while focusing equally on each career. It was a thrill for me to just sit back and be “Jennifer’s husband” while her patience and perseverance was rewarded.

The other reason we went is to see a game at Yankee Stadium. It was the 14th stadium I’ve ever been to see a game. Since this was the last year, I had to make a pilgrimage to see the park. I’m so glad I did. The tickets were expensive (over $400 for the four of us–section 257) but it was so worth it. To walk my family through the monuments and tell the girls the stories of Ruth, DiMaggio, and Gehrig was a great moment for a father. Although spending money and winning has a lot to do with the large fan base, it was easy to see why any kid falls in love with the Yankees.

Now, the small world shocker.

We were sitting in the second row from the walkway that separates the really expensive lower bowl seats and the expensive lower bowl seats. There was a woman sitting next to me wearing a white sweater. We were both keeping score and we struck up a conversation from time-to-time during the game. A few innings into the game, I noticed she had a D-Backs T-shirt on underneath the sweater. When I asked her about it she said she was from Tucson and a big D-Backs fan. Later she asked me what I did for a living. This became important when we met the guys sitting in front of her.

There was a group of eight guys sitting in front of her family and one of the guys was wearing a Suns hat. We asked the guys where they were from and they started rattling off Phoenix suburbs. She asked the guys if they knew who I was. Before I let her tell them, I asked them who their favorite talk show host in Phoenix was. Most of the guys said Dave Burns (keep in mind my trip occurred before the Burns Post photo shoot). When she told them who I was, the guys couldn’t believe it. I still can’t believe in a stadium that holds well over 50K people, 16 people from Phoenix/Tuscon would all be sitting next to each other, let alone attending the same game.

Jennifer had all of us pose for a picture. Four of the guys were off getting beer. Tenaya is the woman I met. She’s above the bald head. I’m in the back right holding my daughters.

As we left, we were walking out of the stadium (we were actually in the tunnel that every stadium has 30 of that leads under the seats to the concession stands but I don’t know what you call that tunnel) and this man thanked his daughter for the tickets.

He was so proud that he turned to Jennifer and said, “My daughter took me to my first game at Yankee Stadium for father’s day.” She asked the guy where he was from. He said, “Glendale, Arizona. That’s where the Cardinals play and they have the Fiesta Bowl.”

Arpaio asserts his authority, yet again

Here’s what happened Wednesday on Doug and Wolf:

* D-Backs let one slip away. Can’t this team capitalize on success?

* Sheriff Joe Arpaio wants Shaq’s badge back. Did Sheriff Joe have this right?

* Who’s number two in the NBA Draft, Mayo or Beasley?

Grid Iron Griddle:

How did Pacman Jones become a victim? Don Imus is trying to make him one.

Guests:

Greg Schulte, Voice of the D-Backs: Greg said there was nothing positive the Dbacks could take out of last night’s disappointing loss.

Paul’s Call: Paul Calvisi takes his sports seriously, without taking himself too seriously. Your daily dose of irreverence, angst, and stupification.

Crunk List:

Ozzie Guillen and Lou Pinella rap about the Chicago baseball rivalry. God help us all…

Tomorrow’s Show:

Derrick Hall, President of the Dbacks at 7:20

Paul Coro, Arizona Republic Suns Insider at 8:00

 
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Shaq takes shots at Kobe while freestylin’

Here’s what happened Tuesday on Doug and Wolf:

* Shaq takes shots at Kobe in a rap while he is “freestylin’”.

* Last night was the reason why the D-Backs traded for Dan Haren. Haren is on fire in June.

* There are a ton of Suns’ trade rumors and DW try to navigate through them.

Grid Iron Griddle:

Is the NFL ready to recant? They are in talks with ESPN to come up with some agreement. What does that mean?

Guests:

Jerry Colangelo, Managing Director of USA Basketball: The Phoenix sports legend thinks that Shaq needs to let the Kobe angst go. If Team USA doesn’t win a gold medal, it would be a disappointment.

Greg Schulte, Voice of the D-Backs: Greg gave us an eye witness account of a tremendous pitching performance between Josh Beckett and Dan Haren.

Paul’s Call: Paul Calvisi takes his sports seriously, without taking himself too seriously. Your daily dose of irreverence, angst, and stupification.

Crunk List:

After Shaq using the “freestylin” excuse for his rap full of Kobe jabs, Wolf thinks that “freestylin” is the new universal excuse.

Tomorrow’s Show:

Suns trade rumors

Can the D-Backs make it two straight against the Red Sox?

 
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Are the D-Backs Good?

Here’s what happened Monday on Doug and Wolf:

* Are the D-Backs a good team going through a bad streak or are they just bad?

* Is Joe Dumars crazy? Do the Pistons really have interest in Diaw for Tayshaun Prince?

* Somebody in Brazil robbed Pele’. Who would rob Pele’?

Grid Iron Griddle:

What happened to Jevon Kearse’s “freakish” career?

Guests:

Bryan Price, D-Backs Pitching Coach: Bryan talked about what has happened to Brandon Webb the last couple of starts.

Dan Majerle, Suns New Assistant Coach: Dan told us why he decided to become an assistant for the Suns at this point.

Greg Schulte, Voice of the D-Backs: Greg doesn’t think the Dbacks can get any lower than where they are right now. Greg previewed the three game series against the Red Sox.

Paul’s Call: Paul Calvisi takes his sports seriously, without taking himself too seriously. Your daily dose of irreverence, angst, and stupification.

Crunk List:

Doug and Wolf try to educate the young crunk brothers on the comedic genius of George Carlin.

We will try to give away a TV every hour for four hours.

 
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Dan, Where’s the Love?

Here’s what happened Friday on Doug and Wolf:

We Work for the Weekend!

* Yesterday’s D-Backs looked like the 2007 D-Backs: aggressive on the base paths.

* Ash scoops us on Majerle being a Suns’ assistant coach. Where was the phone call Dan?

* Dave Burns is a GQ model in the local magazine, “Post”. Nice pose Burnsy!

Grid Iron Griddle:

Arlen Spector recants on officially closing his investigation of “Spygate”.

Guests:

Dan Majerle, Suns New Assistant Coach: Dan sent me a prepared statement saying that he could not talk about it now. It was one the best Dan Majerle interviews EVER!

Greg Schulte, Voice of the D-Backs: From what Greg saw when the D-Backs played the Mets, the second team in NYC is done. He also previewed the weekend series against the Twins.

Crunk List:

Baseball players use Vanilla Ice as punishment for losing a bet. Wolf had no idea that people know the words to “Ice, Ice Baby”

Paul’s Call: Paul Calvisi takes his sports seriously, without taking himself too seriously. Your daily dose of irreverence, angst, and stupification.

 

TV Two a Days:

We have a winner! Sort of….G&A intern Tom Phillips was our winner. The plasma standings are: D&W 12*-G&A 7.

* Tom Phillips was not eligible to win, but since he called we are counting it!

Monday’s Show:

Will Dan Majerle join us live or will we have another written statement?

 
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Golf Without Tiger

Here’s what happened Thursday on Doug and Wolf:

* D-Backs blow out the A’s. Are they finally turning the corner?

* With Tiger out for the rest of the year, does anyone care about golf?

* KG doesn’t know what the slogan is for his shoe company, Adidas.

Grid Iron Griddle:

Will the Cardinals be minus one running back after JJ Arrington’s legal issues? Wolf gave us a Reggie White story.

Guests:

Derrick Hall, D-Backs President: Derrick said he is not worried about Brandon Webb getting beat up in Tuesday’s game.

Greg Schulte, Voice of the D-Backs: Greg previewed today’s day game against the A’s.

Crunk List:

Wolf tried to convince Doug his I Pod is better than Doug’s.

TV Two a Days:

We have a winner! The plasma standings are: D&W 11-G&A 6. D&W are imposing their will.

Tomorrow’s Show:

We Work for the Weekend!

 
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