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What do you think? Who’s outfit is wack and who’s outfit is crunk?
Leave a comment and let your voice be heard!
| Brian | Wolf the shirt is all good man. Doug is just trying to throw salt in your game! Da wolf shirt is sik dawg! Do ya thing! Yo crunk brotha Brian. Sweatas ah fo panzies! |
| Anonymous | Wolf the shirt is all good man. Doug is just trying to throw salt in your game! |
| Ken | Those large animal head shirts used to be cool…when my grandma wore them! |
| Matt | I’m sorry Wolf, but a wolf t-shirt is not crunk. Especially since your name is Wolf. It just seems like a big cheesy pun that isn’t very funny. But, if it makes you feel better, Doug is even less crunk than you. Anyone who claims to know so much about college basketball and then fails royally is not crunk. I’m 17 so I know what’s crunk better than anyone 30 and up. |
| Juan | Your shirt is straight Wolf, tell Doug to congratulate and stop the hating. He should get him a wolf shirt under his sweater vest, which ain’t crunk at all! |
What do you think?
Sports 620 KTAR’s concerned listeners give their explanation on Doug’s sudden disappearance.
| Jim | He’s getting sized for a custom “Bro” - aka “man bra”. Those man boobs are getting out of control. |
| Mike | Doug is not sick. He is at home running a yard sale for his wife |
| Steve | Doug became sick as soon as West Virginia beat Oklahoma. Here realized he would have to listen to Wolf all morning long and chose illness over the wrath of Wolf. |
| Maddy | Doug got sauced up with the trinity watching the Fiesta Bowl and they drank too much peach wine, which is why he is sick! |
| Craig Grialou/Sports 620 KTAR | Doug Franz - co-host of “Doug and Wolf” on Sports 620 KTAR - was spotted Wednesday night in the pressbox at University of Phoenix Stadium before the 37th annual Fiesta Bowl eating two plate full of food: pasta with chicken, a rack of ribs, and salad! |
| Robert | Doug is out because there was an emergency meeting of the Trinity. There was a rumor of a potential violation of the by-laws. |
| John | I know why Doug is gone today. It’s simple. He is having a GARAGE SALE! AAARRR! |
| Josh | Doug is out today because he was up late trying to get a hemi into his trans-am last night |
| Brandon | Doug is not sick. He had to take the day off to find his short shorts for tonight’s retro Suns game! |
| Bob | Doug could not come in because he suffers from Anal Glaucoma. He couldn’t see his @$$ coming into work today. |
| Bodie | Doug is out because he’s stuck in the return line at Walmart, trying to cash in on the $4.67 pair of socks he got from his mom for Christmas. |
| Loren | Doug is not at work today because right now he is in the sewer below his house looking for the nickel his daughter flushed down the toilet last night. |
2007 Doug and Wolf Gift Draft Results:
 1. Ron Wolfley: |
* Diane’s Present: Oversized Remote and Warrior Book |
 2. Yoda: |
Wolf’s Present: A Huge Dictionary |
 3. Paul Calvisi: |
** Greg Brady’s Present: Lute Olson Biography |
 4. Greg Brady: |
Doug’s Present: Fact or Crap game, Anchorman DVD, and half eaten yogurt covered pretzels |
 5. Diane Brennan: |
Gayle Bass’ Present: The Simpson’s: Season Six DVD |
 6. Doug Franz: |
Yoda’s Present: Shawshank Redemption DVD |
 7. Click Chick: |
Paul’s Present: The Patriot DVD, Dale Earnhardt Sr Coasters, Jeff Tedford Picture and Oven Mitt |
*Obtained through a trade with the Mistress in the morning (Diane Brennan) for the fifth pick and an autographed Matt Leinart football.
** Greg Brady and Paul swapped gifts after the draft
ESPN insider Todd McShay previews The 2007 Doug & Wolf Gift Draft class:
2007 Doug and Wolf Gift Draft Results - Listener’s Grades
| Jay Gallen | This year’s Christmas Lottery Draft was full of surprises. First the Blockbuster trade between Wolf and Diane. Wolf jumps to the top of the draft board with his Matt Leinart Football offering. I equate that to a swap of first round picks, a second round pick, and next year’s third rounder. Other than that mega deal, the draft stayed as laid out by the ping pong balls.Winners:The Mistress in the Morning: Who wouldn’t want an Anthology of one of America’s favorite family?
Yoda: Any opportunity that Yoda has to expand his vocabulary, the better for the rest of humanity. Doug: I smell a trade coming down the pike. As long as there is a receipt, there is a chance Doug could parlay this pick into quite a special draft. Losers: Gayle Bass: The Patriot, an oven mitt and Dale Earnhardt coasters. Enough said. No wonder why this franchise has been in the basement of the league for so long. Greg Brady: Pretzels, Fact or Crap and The Anchorman. The only saving grace is Will Ferrell projects to be a player that will last 10-12 years in the league. Wolf: The good news for Wolf is in case anyone should dare penetrate the barriers of the compound, he can use the remote as a weapon. Paul C.: If only Paul could read, this may have worked out - one would ask what was he thinking? The answer is: He wasn’t - as usual. |
| Erik Rasmussen | The following review provides post-draft analysis for the 2007 Sports 620 KTAR Gift Draft:Biggest Winner - Mistress in the Morning - A: The Mistress in the Morning pulled the biggest scam in Sports 620 Gift Draft history. It is clear that it was Diane that was the WOLF in sheep’s clothing in this draft after she scammed Wolf out of a Matt Leinart autographed football - which was better than any of the wrapped gifts combined.Biggest Loser - Wolf - F: He gave up the most value to get what, a picture book? Clearly he took a big shot to the cradle. Greg Brady - B: Doug - B: Yoda - C: Gayle - D+: Paul - D-: |
| Jim Briody | I thought Doug was the cheapest! Calvisi’s gift was with no heart! Probably from Aunt Vinas Closet! Whatever you do, don’t put that oven glove on - you don’t know where that has been!Diane received the best gift using her beauty and freaky mind on intimidating Wolf to get a football!Doug scored a solid 2ndPaul should forgo his gift - give it to the commish! He should get SQUAT!Greg Brady’s gift can probably be used with Gambo and Ash.Yoda: Solid
Gayle: Should have got a bottle of wine for all the whining she did! Want some cheese with that wine? Wolf: With the remote, he will get fatter for staying on the couch - so much for the weight control. BOOM |
Doug & Wolf have both been victims of “Bad-Gift-Itus”. It’s a rare disease that’s spread around the holiday season.
Below is a list of the top-10 worst gifts that our listeners have received around the holiday season.
Watch out, it’s contagious.
| Josh | The worst Christmas present that I received was from my four-year-old girl three years ago when she got me a pink curling iron.She thought it would help Daddy do his hair.The worst part is my wife let her still give it to me. |
| Laura | My birthday is Dec. 22 and I was turning eight. My family would use this as a, “your birthday and Christmas are so close so here this is a combine gift,” blah blah blah.Well, Grandma had enough money to get us kids something little, but this year, the year that had just turned eight, she went all out.I got AVON roll-on deodorant and chap stick. What more could a girl ask for?
Since then I just smile and say thank you, Grandma. |
| Dan | At my work party last weekend, in the white elephant gift exchange, I received Brokeback Mountain and KY jelly!How inappropriate is that? |
| Ruth | I’ve been married for 43 years and we just didn’t have much money, but my husband told me there was an “H” in my future for Christmas.The present turned out to be a “HOOVER” vacuum. I still kid him about it. |
| Anonymous | I was thinking about this all morning. When I was 17, I got my own apartment. I wanted to be proud and held Christmas at my new place. My mom came in with her gift - a German Sheppard puppy. She placed the puppy on the ground, but when I called for it, it ran the other way.”Oh,” my mother said, “He is deaf - it might need some training.”Two months later, I left the apartment door open and the dog was gone. How do you call for a deaf dog? |
| Jim | I am 5′ 11″ and weigh 165 LBS.Sure, I have a small, little gut at 45 years old, but my wife bought me a year’s supply of nutra systems diet food.It was expensive and the gift sucked!
My wife is 5′ 7″ and weighs 115 and works out five days a week - that hurt my feelings. |
| Jym | At a gift exchange I participated in, a notorious gift changed hands every year.Forget the nose hair clippers. No, the ’sucker’ in the draw ended up stuck with a bumper stickered toilet seat.Though the stickers had a certain eclectic charm, all you could do with this topper de camode was throw it in your closet and hope you remembered to offload it the following year. |
| Anonymous | My father-in-law once got me a framed photo of himself with my wife and kids and Clue the board game.To this day, I haven’t made the connection. |
| Derek | When I was 14, for my one large Christmas gift, my mom and sister decided it would be awesome to get me a “My Buddy Doll”. It was a 3-foot-tall doll with a baseball cap and mitt.My mother said that I could walk around the house with it on my hip and put in on my bed every day as I made it before going to school.What 14-year-old boy wants a doll, I ask you? I feel emasculated to this day. My dad didn’t know about it until I opened it and all he could do was shake his head and ask my mother, “What are you getting him a damn doll for?” |
| Jacob | I heard you guys talking about this earlier, but I couldn’t send an email until I got to work, so I hope it’s not too late to be entered into consideration.Anyway, the Christmas in question was 1990 when I was 6 years old.I told my mother I wanted a hamster for Christmas, but she said I wasn’t ready for a pet so I told her if she got me a hamster she would not have to get me anything else. So, my mother, being the saint she is, went to the pet store and got me a hamster, a cage and a wheel.
However, my mother forgot to get any wood shavings for the cage, so early in the morning she ran to the shed and she filled his cage with some small wood chippings she normally used for gardening, then wrapped him and his cage in wrapping paper. However, when I awoke a few hours later and ran down stairs to get him, I peeled off the paper to find my little bundle of joy dead as a door nail. The wood chippings she used were treated with some kind of chemical and the hamster died from exposure. So, there I was, sitting with a dead hamster and no other Christmas presents other than some socks and underwear. The worst and most traumatic Christmas of all time. It took me a few days to understand why my mother would give me a dead hamster for Christmas, but finally she explained what happened and we got another one. I’d say the damage was already done. |
So, tell us: What was your worst-ever Christmas gift?
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