Paulie Point Guard here, I’m just like you, but 10 times better. Did you ever do bell work when you were in school? What is Shaq doing to Robin Lopez? Well, before he does that, he needs to worry about the weeds in his own lawn. A Super Bowl re-match? No, it’s the preseason. So instead of preseason, we go investigating and find Andrew Bynum hanging out with a playmate. Not just hanging out though, she was on his shoulders and dancing with others. Oh is he back in the Lakers lineup? No! … Paul’s Call.
Paulie Low Tops had 0 teams in the Final Four. He didn’t know Ty Lawson was sandbagging it for the past 2 weeks. The Suns were up 7 with 2 min. to go in Utah on Saturday night, they blow that, and blow a game against the league’s worst team, and are now 3.5 games back and could be 1.5 games back. A bad 30 hours for the Suns. … Paul’s Call.
So, Paulie Low Tops had Memphis winning the whole thing. DOH! Mizzou’s head coach Mike Anderson said that before the season if you would have told them they would play for a chance at the Final Four, he would have asked what you were smoking. The Suns had Dragic, Lopez, Amundson, Dudley all on the floor at the same time on the road. Not good. No Comprendo - hit by a taxi!. … Paul’s Call.
Paulie reports say they are making a 3 stooges movie. Jim Carey is to be the cast member, Curly. He plans to gain how many pounds? Paulie Low Tops has another idea. How about Doug, Wolf, and Yoda as they nosedive in the March Madness Bracket Beatdown. Doug is a selfish player, wanting his picks to win, which means the team loses. … Paul’s Call.
Wonderlic whatever, we can all be President. Paulie Pac-10 got passed over for the Pac-10 Commissioner job. How does that happen? Sweets always thrive, even in a depression time. Paul watched Wolf eat his morning PayDay on the Suns.com camera. Dude Factor: 42-year-old in Australia tackled a 90-pound Kangaroo after the Kangaroo bounced right through a window in his house and into his 10-year olds bedroom. The man bounced the Kangaroo right on out into the front yard. … Paul’s Call.
T.O. a no show, Wolf a no show, but Paul, no he shows up everyday. Tap water caught fire in a kitchen? Who is Josh McDaniel’s QB? Jay Cutler, but the emotion just really wasn’t there. The new format will stifle and condense Wolf. He will get his taste of it tomorrow on remote. Good luck Wolf. … Paul’s Call.
What do James Harden and Wolf have in common? They seem to be missing. Is Wolf going to wearing mustard? Paulie Roundball is doing quite well. He wanted to do Paul’s Call from the watercooler this morning so he could stare at his bracket. Back to Harden. Did Harden’s agent tell him to not get hurt and stay healthy for the draft? The Pac-10 Player of the Year made 3 field goals in 2 games. Paul thinks the 3 letters on Harden’s jersey were APB. And … just like every year, Arizona is going to have to jump on Arizona’s bandwagon as they are the only Pac-10 team left in the tournament. … Paul’s Call.
Paulie Low Tops started out 14-2. Although the scoring system has him a little further back than that. He plans to have it work out in the end, and has one thought after Day 1. That’s what you get when you put faith in the alma mater. Paulie Round Ball’s Bracket
It’s Tourney Time for Paulie Low Tops. Get off Paul and his Cal Bears! Paul got jackstomped in college and there is a reason. He isn’t a fan of the March Madness Bracket Beatdown scoring system. He’s 14-2 after one day and Doug is 15-1, yet his is down 10+ points. And the darn Commish is … “getting on a plane for LV in 75 mintues, please refer all Q’s to Bob Dupay.” Paulie Golden Bear has prepared a letter to the Chancellor of the alma mater. You lose when you hire a Stanford guy. … Paul’s Call.
Paul is excited for the start of March Madness and makes sure not to hide his feelings about the event. He praises Kurt Warner for being able to dance on the Ellen show with a bad hip! Also bad was Adam Dunn’s defense, as his error played a big part in Team USA’s loss in the WBC…Paul’s Call.
Paul's Call 3-19-09 [5:43m]:
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