Paul’s Call. … The sawed off shotgun of sports.
The D in D-backs standing for double dose of ouch. Jon Rauch traded and Chad Qualls goes down.
Gonzo went Dick Vermeil? … No, he’s our guy so he’s fine.
Chris Young as the everyday CF next season? Now, that’s a problem. CY starting next season sleeps with the fishes.
Chula Vista 1B is 6-foot-2 212 lbs. … What does a 12-year-old that size sound like?
The ‘Pasch Factor’ was in full force on Saturday night. The Cardinals are in preseason form. The radio broadcast is not.
Wolf doesn’t want to talk about his choice of words. … He wants to talk about Chula Vista.
Paul’s Call … The sawed off shotgun of sports.
There is a new league wide policy in the NFL … It basically says a coach can’t punch out another coach, particularly if the coach is the boss.
Paulie the Cal Bear does some Stanford bashing on his Friday morning.
Mark Reynolds lost 12 pounds the hard way and then goes honkin’ huge later tater. He said he could stand up without throwing up so that was a good sign that he could play.
I’ll be Gol-Dannnged - 33-year-old female pulled over by the cops. Driving erratically with a 24 oz. can of beer on her lap. Her license had been suspended 45 times. … Yes, 45.
Paul’s Call … It’s the sawed off schism of sports. Sports schisms in every direction.
What would Coach Pitino’s life be like if he listened to Paul’s Call in Louisville?
All of this is a lie, a total fabrication - except for what Pitino told you. His take is the only one that counts.
What is crucial in life Mr. Pitino?
Hypocrisy sleeps with the fishes.
Noooo Comprendo!
A man gets his appendix taken out, yet his appendix ruptures two months later.
“We would like to apologize if Mr. Watson felt dissatisfied with the care he received,” said a doctor official.
Paul’s Call - The sawed off shotgun of sports. Sports takes blast in every direction.
What we learned from Wednesday - Theo Epstein says Papelbon is not a Scholar.
And Rauch threw what pitch to give up the tater that sealed the game for the Giants? Oh, it doesn’t matter.
Amare is ready to take that step back to the playoffs and the force that he was before the Terry Porter era. … The era that lasted three months.
Amare went and saw kids on Tuesday. It changed their life and they probably won’t see a big time superstar athlete for another 15 years.
“My motivation this year is to start my legacy and leave my stamp on not only the game but the earth and the world.”
Wolf questions Paulie if any of the Amare cuts were doctored. … How dare Wolf! … Doug is a fan of Amare’s.
Doug says point blank: Is he wrong?
Wolf: Yeah, I think he is.
They both decide they like the guy.
As far as Paul goes - he just never wants the guy to leave.
Paul’s Call … The sawed off shotgun of sports. Sports takes in every direction.
Paul went to Morton’s Steakhouse for a classy event. Wolf dances - too bad there was no webcam.
Hey Q can you snap some pepper on my salad?
Hear Paulie out - he thinks it is time to trade a Pro Bowl player. Explore the trade market for Anquan Boldin. You are so loaded at WR you could let another team be stupid and overpay for Q.
Paulie is giving his reasons.
I’ll Be Gol-Danged - The fat guy update desk.
There is a journal named Obesity - “The official journal obesity”
These people have a set of ‘fat habits.’ They dig in first and figure out what they are going to eat later.
Paul’s Call … The sawed off shotgun of sports. Sports takes in every direction.
The special teams expert is now Jerry Jones. … Wolf has been replaced - fired!
Is the 620 Sportsline the Lochness Monster of KTAR?
Speaking of Burnsy’s. … Why do we still have to see “The Eric Byrnes Show” after Diamondbacks games on Sunday afternoons.
The ASU schedule makers get to sleep with the fishes. They host CAL for Homecoming. Paul says they will pay. Doug informs us that Washington State has chosen ASU as their Homecoming opponent. It all comes full circle.
A new way in which smoking is dangerous to your health. He stepped out to have a smoke and realized he stepped on a rusted out metal plate on the sidewalk and plunges. … 30 feet.
Paul’s Call was a little delayed because Doug & Wolf felt like talking more then they already do! …
We finally got to the sawed off shotgun of sports. … Sports takes in every direction.
The Diamondbacks in Philly - In a 3-game series they didn’t draw a walk. In the 5 game losing streak they have been outscored 41-12. In the last 5 games they have walked 2 times and struck out 44 times.
The offense has been bad. The defense worse. And the pitching staff is tanking. 41 runs in the last 41 innings.
Brett Favre plays for the Vikings against Todd Haley and the Chiefs.
What does Donald Driver think of Favre. … He’s in purple and it doesn’t matter because he knows the Packers are going to win the NFC North and go to the Super Bowl … Whoa!
I’ll Be Gol-Danged: Sierra Vista man calls police over grand theft tube socks.
And…
I’ll Be Gol-Danged #2: A guy in Oregon tried to rip off the local police station. He tried to out-smart the cops and he’s just not that smart.
It’s FRIDAY!
Paul’s Call - The sawed off shotgun of sports! … Doug stop checking email. Focus on Paul.
Aunt Irma always sends the anniversary card 4 days early. Which means I never forget it… unless I’m up at Cards camp and just forget.
Paul talkin’ to a buddy who said he went home last night and took down all his Brett Favre stuff. Yes, he’s from Appleton, Wisconsin but yes he is 40-years old.
2 bad things from leaving Flagstaff.
1. You get out of the car and feel like you get hit by a wall of heat. 2
2. When you are leaving campus and the new kids are moving in you feel like you are in a scene from “Old School”
Update on Suns offseason.
The Paulie Pigskin Postcard from Flagstaff.
On Tuesday Paulie wanted to hit Brett Favre for interrupting his Postcard. … Later on Tuesday Nick Barnett said he wanted a piece of Favre as well. Put it on the bulletin board.
Brett never makes up his mind and hasn’t made a decision in over a year now. … Paulie has the audio proof.
If Favre had to do it all over again how would he do it different? … He wouldn’t. … WHAT???
The Cardinals went to the movies on Tuesday morning. Which movie did Larry Fitzgerald go see and what did he think of the movie?
Herman Johnson was the biggest baby in the state of Louisiana. What does he think of that? The stats are 15 lbs. 14 oz. and 23 1/2 inches long.
Paulie Pigskin Postcard: Hopefully Adrian Wilson will decapitate Brett Favre in December so we won’t have to listen to his sound bytes.
The Cardinals have a new logo on their jersey. … A bulls-eye.
Adrian Wilson is fine with that and wants to prove all the doubters wrong. He tells Paulie Pencilneck himself.
Why does A-Dub wear #2 in practice because why? … Maybe he should wear #4. For now.
Brett Favre hi-jacked the Paulie Pigskin Postcard. … We’re filing a Class Action 1 Lawsuit.
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