Paul’s Call. Attention Seattle — Huskies & Seahawks. … It’s the sawed off shotgun of sports.
Did you know a saucer flew through Colorado on Thursday and didn’t have a 6-year-old in it? … The kid is doing his media rounds and he lost it. Literally, lost it all over the NBC set.
A little Paul’s Call shout out to the parents - HE’S SIX YEARS OLD!
The Cardinals are going to False Start Field on Sunday. … Umm any way, here is what happened on the Big Red Rage Thursday night.
DRC makes his bologna sandwich with an iron. What? Wolf actually had a follow up question?
DRC needs his own commercial.
Last week’s lock was to take the Cougars . Check. This week take the Huskies. The Sun Devils are 6.5 favorites.
Paul Visi hopes to be able to add ‘Cal’ back to his last name. … This week it’s Cal vs. UCLA. And speaking of Cal and UCLA - Matt Ware of the Cardinals thinks UCLA perfected Cal’s mascot and colors.
I’ll Be Gol-Dannnged:
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar missed a question on jeopardy about himself.
Paul’s Call. The sawed off shotgun of Buckaroos. … Actually no it isn’t. … Sports takes in every direction.
Like Ozzie Guillen, if we don’t like you we’re going to tell you.
The Portland Buckaroos have beat the Seattle Totems. … What sport is that?
How about we go with the Oakland Buckaroos?
Antonio Pierce feels like their game with the Raiders last Sunday as a scrimmage.
The NFL ousted Rush Limbaugh. Can they oust Al Davis?
Andy Reid says they the Raiders “are a explosive, or potentially explosive offense.”
A billboard is coming to Buffalo. … A digital billboard will say, “It’s time to clean house Ralph” and show 3,000 times a day.
I’ll Be Gol-Dannnged:
Thurman Thomas statue was taken outside Buffalo’s stadium and found in Canada. How did that happen?
And thank you Connie Weber
Paul’s Call - The sawed off shotgun of sports.
Paul has the key for a Cardinals win at False Start Field on Sunday.
The Seahawks just put their starting RT on IR - the third RT they have used this season. … So now, against the Cardinals they will be starting their 4th guy - a practice squad guy. The Cardinals D should be teeing off on Sunday.
It’s Wolf’s birthday today - and it is John Wooden’s birthday.
Cal plays at UCLA this weekend and Paul has a message for UCLA … and a message for Stanford after their loss in Corvallis and a message for Arizona after they lost in Washington on Saturday.
UA should be blaming the players shoe size - size 14.5.
I’ll Be Gol-Dannnged: — From Ned.
We have a guy in Pittsburgh whose house is on fire. It’s 3AM, devastates the house, the roof caves in and here is what makes you say … I’ll Be Gol-Dannged! … They find that the home owner is still asleep in his bedroom. The house is nearly burned down and the guy is sawing wood.
Paul’s Call - The sawed off shotgun of sports. Sports takes in ever direction.
What do West Virginia fullbacks do to get themselves hyped up for a game? They crush their own head with a helmet, blood going everywhere. … Wolf doesn’t think it’s that funny.
This is where Schmitt happens. … Speaking of dumb and football. Cable Guy the NFL is watching you.
Derek Anderson completed 2 passes and had a passer rating of 15.
Who left Paul a voicemail after Sunday’s game? The 3-year-old is back and wants Beanie to get the ball.
The Cardinals need to feature Adrian Wilson more. A-Dub says “Get off my lawn,” … Send that to Seattle.
And Paul goes around the locker room asking for cameo’s of “Get off my lawn.”
Paulie Pigskin Report - To start off Paul gets a recap on Doug’s experience in Pullman, Washington when the Sun Devils traveled to play the Cougars.
Alright, the Cards fans are not happy. They always want more. … Remember, the Cardinals used to lose those types of games. Now they are winning some of those games.
The Cardinals are entertaining, keeping you on the edge of your seat for the entire 60 minutes.
We get a play-by-play from Calais Campbell and DRC on the final play and the pick 6.
How did DRC catch the ball with that fractured finger and a cast on his hand.
What did Dre Bly do on Sunday? He did some wing flapping and didn’t quite make it to the endzone.
Why did someone hit themselves with their own helmet while running out in pregame warmups? Because he wanted to get ready for the game. … Well, he ended up with blood gushing down his face. Needing stitches before kickoff.
Paulie Pigskin caught up with Cardinals defensive captain Karlos Dansby before the team’s game with the Houston Texans. Paulie Pigskin Report…
Paul’s Call. The sawed off shotgun of sports.
The Cardinals are going pink on Sunday. But not the actual pigskin and that’s a good thing because Darnell Dockett doesn’t like pink footballs.
Why did Matt Holliday lose the ball on Thursday evening.
The Cowboys don’t have a TO problem they have a TR problem? - What? Oh, TO is tweeting again. … That’s because it’s not all lollipops and chocolate. Tony what are you saying?
What did Mike Bellotti do against Washington State last weekend - he beat them badly. Oh, and he challenged a touchdown when it was 45-0 in the third quarter. — Bulletin board material.
I’ll Be-Gol Dannged: A Louisiana man was a naked intruder that made himself at home. Cooked, napped, showered, and then left wrapped in one of the homeowner’s sheets.
Paul’s Call. The sawed off shotgun of sports.
A Diamondback was named a finalist for a major award. Clay Zavada is among 18 finalists for AMI. At the end of the month we’ll find out.
What happened to Fitz’s IHOP commercial. They cut a line that he had.
What is the Tour de Doughnut?
I’ll be Gol-Dannnged:
We got a guy giving his buddy a driving lesson on a Monday morning. The guys are driving on Good Luck Road. The minivan goes out of control and goes through an apartment building. It nearly killed a man.
Both didn’t have a license. Driver was in the country illegally.
I’ll Be Gol-Dannnged from 2,000 feet above the Phoenix traffic.
And we have a closing to Paul’s Call from this point forward.
Paul’s Call. Sawed off shotgun of Sun Tzu this morning.
The Big Cheese & Bald Boss Man were laughing at Doug while talking in the newsroom because he did what at Men’s League Softball last night. … He swung and missed. He struck out. He pulled a Mark Reynolds — So what!
Stanford is not ranked. Jim Harbaugh doesn’t like it. They beat who? Who? … Paul Visi says come on Jim Harbaugh.
Jim Harbaugh and Stanford - earn it on the field. … You sleep with the fishes.
Paul wants to send Wolf back to Vegas because ASU is 19.5 favorites over WSU. But then he checked and WSU is injured. Their whole team.
I’ll Be Gol-Dannnged:
We have a story with a dude doing a bungee jump. … 165 feet up. … And the bungee comes loose from his ankles and he hits the water at 80mph. The doctors are amazed he survived. He is hurting but alive.
Also, Wolf got knocked down the I’ll Be Gol-Dannnged totem pole again. A 3-year-old stepped in this time.
Paul’s Call. The sawed off shotgun of sports. … ASU fans know what they want. They want Paul’s Call.
Tim Healey might make an appearance later in Paul’s Call. Brock Osweiler might make an appearance in Pullman on Saturday.
Still going by Paul Visi - Just to let you know.
Deuce Lutui’s old car was shown to a KTAR staffer last week as they were shopping for a car.
ASU is favored by how much at Washington St? Can they even score that many points let alone cover that many?
The Rams blow on the field and now might have a blow hard runnin’ the Rams.
I’ll Be Gol-Dannged:
Favre has now beat all 32 NFL teams. Also, in Wisconsin they have shortened the Wisconsin Tourism Federation to WTF. Uh oh. It’s now Tourism Federation of Wisconsin.
In England a lady had her bank account messed with. The crooks screwed up and gave the account $27,000!
And just like Chicago was ousted last Friday, Wolf was ousted from I’ll Be Gol-Dannged. Who is the replacement?
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