Ankarlo Mornings 8-03-07
August 3, 2007
Friday August 03, 2007: Another busy Ankarlo Mornings. On this Friday edition, Darrell finds out what is wrong with this country. It comes in the form of a disgruntled woman wanting free health care. She questions Presidential candidate Mitt Romney asking, what are you going to do for me? Nuvia Enriquez with Youth Strike is on a hunger strike protesting Prop. 300 and raising awareness for the DREAM Act. She joins Darrell. So does Border Patrol Agent Eric Anderson from the Yuma sector. He gives us the latest. In the ten o’clock hour Darrell talks with his son Adam. It is his last official day as a Marine. After that, Darrell broadcasts part of Phoenix Police Officer George Cortez’s funeral. We hear from Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon and Governor Janet Napolitano. At 11 o’clock Ankarlo determines he wants a youtube song about him. All the candidates for president have one, why not Ankarlo? Darrell also talks to Dan Griswold from the Cato Institute about our trade relations with China. I told you it was a busy show, but another reason why another station across town is a little scared!
Oh Great Oz Ankarlo, Hero of the Hood, “Another Man’s Sombrero” Hearedee! Heardee! No Colo Solo Panama Canal Zone “Birth Certificate” over here, just GOP! No Colo Solo Panama Canal Zone “Citizenship” documentation over here, just NO! No vote for you! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Heardee! Heardee! The GOP No Healtcare for you “Delay” continues! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday, not only does the “Dirty Diana” call in the night, but so goes the GOP!
Oh Great Oz Ankarlo, Hero of the Hood, Mr. Punitivie, Mr. Compensatory! Oh where oh where is the GOP at, oh where oh where, have they gone?
No Real ID! No EEVS that married Social Security, no 12 million “mein kempf forced” Z people. Oh where, oh Where have the “Bear Stearns” Gop gone!
Vitter Park! Larry Craig Stall? Oh where, Oh where have they gone. It’s “D” Day, not GOP Day! It’s the end, to the new, not the end to the end!
Oh Great Oz Ankarlo, Hero of the Hood, can you please spare the GOP at “Public Option” Sombrero. Part time, Full time, Part time/Full time No Healthcare for you deal or no deal! It’s Healthcare Reconciliation! It’s Healthcare Status of Forces!
It’s the deal or no deal in the region! Oh Great Oz Ankarlo, Hero of the Hood! Get will because Joe to the Crummy is still selling that Birth Certificate COD! Just not Colo! Just not Solo Colo. Just Obama!
Heardee, Heardee! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Heardee Heardee! Happy Birthday. Where’s Johnnie?