July 17, 2008
July 17, 2008
Today on Ankarlo Mornings: Jesse Jackson actually said the n-word in his much publicized “hot mic” comments before he did an interview on the Fox News Channel. This is the same guy who had been trying to get rappers to stop saying the same word in their songs. Hmmm. Ankarlo decided today that it is time to take the white words back. So he reclaimed cracker, honkey, casper, nilla and several others. And we found the greatest white sounding bands!
Ankarlo and his wife Laurie are empty nesters now that their kids are out of the house and they have been looking for couple activities.
What is up with US Airways. Their pilots union is attacking the company saying they are forcing pilots to fly with less fuel. US Airways, of course, disputes the story.
Jesse the Race Industrialist
July 17, 2008
In my latest book, Another Man’s Sombrero, I describe the racial industrialists—people who have made a living by keeping racial divides alive and well in this country. My perfect example has always been Mr. Rainbow Coalition, The Reverend Jesse Jackson. I know we caught him in early July talking about his desire to castrate Barack Obama but now we know he also used the “N” word in the same conversation.
To be certain, this is Jackson’s position on the word, “we are urging people to stop using the degrading word n***** because we deserve better than that”. It’s degrading, right? So why do you use it sir? Because you’re black and you can? Nope. Not fair—to anyone. Either it’s right or wrong and especially in the context you used it while demeaning the presidential candidate. This is the same guy who led protests against Seinfeld star Michael Richards and radio personality Don Imus. He did all he could to wipe out their careers because he said they were racist. And you aren’t sir? You’re perhaps the worst kind because you need the problems to persist so you have an income.
Race Industrialists are everywhere—to be sure, they’re right here in the Valley. Look at the new lawsuits aimed at Sheriff Joe. He enforces immigration laws and those who want open borders sue him and perpetuate the rift. See, they are everywhere. But, now that we’ve caught one in the act—maybe it will be easier for us to recognize the true stripes of the others.
Ankarlo Daily Links
July 17, 2008
Rev. Jesse Jackson used the n-word when talking about Obama during his much publicized “off-mic” remarks. The Fox News Channel certainly knows how to extend a news story. Though they haven’t released the tape, the FNC says the n-word was when Jackson said, “Barack is talking down to black people…”telling [n-word] how to behave. Keep in mind Jackson wanted rappers to stop using the n-word a couple of years ago.
Oil prices fell another $4.14 on Wednesday to close just under $135 a barrel. Iran and Saudi Arabia could buy every house in America just on the value of their oil reserves.
Even though most of America has moved on about the Valarie Plame affair, the House hasn’t. They wanted to see an FBI interview with Dick Cheney, but Bush claimed executive privilege. Sorry, Congress.
A man claims he found a 7-inch knife in his sandwich.
Obama love fest? All the big media stars will head to Europe to cover (maybe, gloat over) Obama’s trip there. Obama also said yesterday he will rid the world of nuclear weapons. He should be careful what he promises.
An NAACP leader says the New Yorker cartoon was another way to “lynch” Obama.
A columnist on the right says Obama is a pickpocket politician because he wants to pick your pocket and give it to someone else.
A company that owns 11 McDonald’s was fined a million dollars for hiring illegal immigrants. Get this; the company, Mack Associates, plead guilty to “to conspiracy to encourage and induce an alien’s unlawful residence in the United States and aiding and abetting an alien to remain in the country.” Congressman Tom Tancredo says more and more law enforcement officers from Mexico are seeking asylum in the United States in order to escape the drug cartels. Tancredo ask, What happens to Mexico if all the good cops flee to the U.S…”
US Airways pilots claim the airline pressures them to cut fuel levels.
Another group is suing Sheriff Joe Arpaio. This time for racial profiling.
Point number one: The media admits the surge has worked. Number two: Young soldiers on their first tour of duty want to go to Afghanistan to fight. Why? There aren’t many battles left in Iraq.
A woman gets into a bar underage. While there she orders a flaming shot. Then, she decided to drink the shot, but she spits it out and burns herself. Now, she is suing saying the flames freaked her out. Apparently, it didn’t freak her out enough to put the liquid in her mouth.
Remember when tattoos were taboo?
Summer Classes for Men
July 17, 2008
Summer Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
by Friday, August 17 th 2008
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays–Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll–Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and
Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?–Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor–Pictures
and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity–Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things–Starting With Looking In The Right Places And
Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch–Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost–Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live–Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy–Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and
Other Important Dates and Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven–What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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