Ankarlo Daily Links
July 29, 2008
McCain has a spot removed from his face as a precaution. A McCain aid says Obama will cause a depression if he is elected. Meanwhile, Obama blames the evil Wallstreet and the evil Washington for our economic problems.
The polls: Gallup Daily; Obama 48%, McCain 40%. Rasmussen Reports; Obama 45%, McCain 42%. USA Today; McCain leads among likely voters.
The University of Florida has been named the top party school. ASU ranked 17th.
A man raises eyebrows when he deposits millions of dollars in old, crusty bills.
A former “Extreme Home Makeover” house is in foreclosure.
Do you need less sleep as you get older?
The inspirational author of The Last Lecture has died. He inspired many after he was diagnosed with cancer. Randy Pausch ws 47.
Are teenagers spending too much time online? Is this becoming the only way they read? If so, is that positive or negative?
A Mr. T “Snickers” commercial is being called offensive because he yells at a speed walking man saying he is a “disgrace to the man race.” Call the waaaambulance! Here is the actual commercial. If you are offended easily, please don’t complain if you watch it.
Now, the alleged Tennessee Church Shooter’s library is being analyzed. Apparently, he had books by Michael Savage, Sean Hannity and Bill Reilly. Oh, now I get the murder connection. Give me a break.
Report says 1 in 4 bridges in America need upgrading.
Sen. Orrin Hatch writes six things you didn’t know about oil shale. It’s a great read.
Almost 30 percent of people admit to lying to their spouse about their spending habits.



Oh Great Oz Ankarlo, mi “Sombrero” su “Sombrero” caged voters in Arizona if could ask The Great Hans Colo Solo, born in Panama Canal Zone 1936 what he was doing 900 days ago during a time of War. Reading White Liberation Theology written by Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, or taking in a Voice to the Nation Michael Savage how to be Culture of Corruption Senator and get away with it.
Is it possible he was taking in a Lobbyist of choice because he was the Chairman and what the Chairman said the Chairman got.
Maybe he was taking in Obama’s night with the Latinos grasping and clinging to that American way. “Ne cetamos un compromiso serio con las reformas” Obama said. “Es hora de limpiar Washington de una vel por todas.” Or maybe he was wondering why that young Senator was going to Iraq. Or why Jim Webb was Guarding the Changing of the Guard in the Darken Doors of the White House. Maybe The Great Hans Colo Solo born in Panama Canal Zone Coaliation boat “Prescott” was reading Obama’s “Healthcare for Hybrids” talk on the “internets.”
Maybe Hans Colo Solo was actually learning how to Sand Bowl for Dubai Ports Deal or no Deal. It’s Obama’s fault that the gas prices will go up with all that “Vehicle and Fuel Choice of America Security Act” stuff. Why heck Senator Ted Stevens wasn’t the Chairman for nothing either. Exxon Mobile 900 days ago announced their 30 billion dollar profit at a time of war, at a time of a War on Terror, those Evil Doers from Northrup. Oh where oh where was John “Wendy Grammstanding” McCain 900 days ago.
Ooooh great we finally received our Clean Elections primary voters information. Too bad the primary is over! It doesn’t matter who votes, it only matters who counts the votes! 45 to 42 but we surveyed a whole hundred people with a land line phone! the other 13 didn’t answer so you know! It’s 2 piece Tuesday in Arizona and the “average american” John McCain talks to is listening loud and clear! Oh where oh where is the Great No Taxes John “GRAMMSTANDING” McCain Great Oz Ankarlo!