McCain, Obama just like Paris

Ladies and gentleman—President Paris Hilton on energy.

Now, you’ve seen the Hilton spoof ad aimed at the “wrinkly white guy” which is no doubt a funny bit. The debate has turned to whether people like the blonde beauty or not, which is sad because that shouldn’t be on the table since this is a political farce piece. Instead, we should be pleasantly surprised at her brilliant command of a national energy policy. Strong stuff. We all know it was written for her and that is why it is so interesting. Half the stuff Obama and McCain spout is written for them too. So, when Senator John makes a funny remark or Senator Barack mesmerizes with his oratory genius are we hearing from the man or his writers and would knowing the answer change your vote?

Daily Links

Phoenix police have broken up a major prostitution ring operating as the Desert Divas.

11 have been charged with credit card theft.  They hacked the numbers from 9 major retailers.

A Chinese immigrant is accused of stabbing, beheading, and eating another man on a Greyhound bus.

President Bush is on an Asian tour before  he heads to the Olympics.  On the tour he told North Korea they have to work to verify their denuclearization.

A local mom finds her two children dead in the trunk of her car.

Operation Scheduled Departure tally so far…one.

Truck surfer identified.

Are big donors the keys to Obama’s record amount of money.

NFL is going to kick you out of a game if you get too drunk and swear too much around kids.

A new poll says women would rather car pool or go on vacation with Obama.

Here are the ten worst songs ever created.

Did the September 11th attacks cause America to binge on food and luxuries?  A new study suggests so.

Paris Hilton McCain Ad Spoof

Aug. 05, 2008

Today on Ankarlo Mornings: Does saying Obama is too skinny to be president mean you are a closet racist and talking in code words? Some think so. Ankarlo says that is just insane.

Ankarlo asks Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon why he took shots at Sheriff Joe Arpaio while he was in Washington, D.C.

A few liberal commentators have said McCain’s celebrity ad featuring Paris Hilton is filled with phallic symbols. What!? Are we stretching this far just to make a political point?