Daily Links
August 20, 2008
Here is a shock. Kids that are heading to college this year were born in 1990. This is a list of some of the events that have shaped their lives.
What were they thinking? The big deal about the Big Foot was a big deal about nothing. Turns out it was a rubber suit. Why did these morons call the press conference. Are they that desperate for fame?
The virtual border fence has been put on hold in Arizona. A six year old in Arizona got on the wrong bus and ended up in Mexico. Whoops. If you cross the border into Mexico (or Canada) you might want to know that your government is tracking you and keeping information about you on file. Why? To protect against terrorism of course.
A body was kept standing upright for a 3-day wake in Puerto Rico.
A man is suing a restaurant over a 9 foot tape worm.
Here is another shocker: Petite, leggy, busty women have been found to be the most attractive. Really?
Should you write down everything you eat for five days? Some people do it and end up losing weight after realizing how snacky they’ve become.
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Oh great Oz Ankarlo Lets talk about Sex Baby and all the things that we need!
A Virtual Fence, with sound. Brotha’s, Sista’s! Immigrants, Foreign Nationals, Brotha’s! Seven (7) years later, we have Homeland Security, Protect America Act, and the Patriot Act. We have Joe Lieberman, Mr. I will deliver them unto you! We have 13 year olds, now dying in Iraq at the age of 19. No Gold Medal for you! We have McCain outreach towards those “2012’s” approaching the podium. Pomp and Circumstance one day, and No Pomp with a Circumstance the next.
4400 dead men and women, based on High Crimes and Misdemeanors.
A Attorney General, “Some Violation of the Laws” doesn’t mean you broke the Law! “BY REMOVING, ATTORNEY GENERAL, IN CONSULTATION WITH ANY OF THE FOUR BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT, AND IT’S CONGRESS, INSERTING SECRETARY OF HOMELAND SECURITY” Mr. Imminent Domain. “YOU DIDN’T GET THE MEMO!”
Iraq is on Summer Vacation from all Secular, Ethnic Cleansing, Oil Reconciliation, and a Vote for a New Parliament. Meanwhile 165,000 men and women are still patrolling the “Secular Walls” of Iraq. “THE SURGE” worked, it worked so well, forget IRAQ,can you spell “GEORGIA” yes, GEORGIAN, ATLANTA if you are 72 years of age and older without cable or a converter box.
We have a 72 year old “COLD WAR” war mongering wife cheater claiming with a “ALL STAR REPUBLICAN SUPREME COURT” he could not only thwart the next Presidential Election “their way” but he could finally, finally, control the “PRIVACY OF A WOMAN” by fighting in Georgian/American border. Forget those 165,000 troops sitting in Iraq trying to figure out what “VICTORY” is. Can you my average american “friends” spell GEORGIA, yes, GEORGIAN, Atlanta GEORGIAN border.
My friends, 13 year old, 14 year old, 15 year old 16 year old, and anyone thinking about graduating in 2012. My average americans, I told the people of GEORGIAN you have no problem dying for them as GOD gave up his only son, and so will WE! Maybe our daughters too, heck why not throw back in Mom and the neighbor too!
We didn’t lie, Yes, I was wrong on Iraq, Yes I was wrong on “ANTRHAX” and so what if I’ve been an Absentee Senator for 28 years. I swear, I never once took one dollar in earmarks for my HOME STATE! I Swear, but I will ask you 2012 graduates to step up to the plate and die for our next LIE! I’m a Republican, strict, out-of-step extremist conservatist. Go to sleep, Iraq is a dream, a midst in the midst, go to sleep america, go to sleep, that wasn’t your 13 year old that just perished he was from GEORGIAN, not America, Go to sleep, I will wake you up at 3am, I promise. Tell them Cindy, tell them you will let me answer the phone, my cheating days are over. Go to sleep my friends, my average ones.
Oh Great Oz Ankarlo, what is up with our “Virtual Fence” Boeing made it work, and Joe Lieberman and his Homeland Security “DNA dataminer” Chertoff stalled it on behalf of John McCain. Boeing has to pay, my Tanker Memo is iron clad shut. No one defies me, what I say go!
Come on Homeland Security got 6.0 billion dollars to build it, and now they are saying it was never funded. Maybe we need to get that 100,000 million back from Governor of Missippippi’s Katrina funds. Maybe we need to finally ask the “Secretary” if it is okay to ask the Secretary of Treasury did we ever find that 9 billion dollars lost on Tom Ridges trucking Company in Iraq.
What a joke, the fence proved to work, but it’s Boeing and they are on the McCain kick to the curb list. Someone is questioning his “memo” technique and writings. Chertoff is a joke, and this isn’t Israel and Mexico isn’t that Pakistan/Iraq border McCain thinks it is.
We have two Senators, “crooked” but still Republican sitting Senators. One with the best “surveillance” camera knowledge there is. Mr. Azscam Kyl, new how to not only bring the camera but make sure it was positioned just right. McCain, right on “ANTRHAX” must have the Border Intelligence of a Intelligence Scholar, but we can’t seem to get it done. What is that, no really what is that.
Oh we feel safer already, President McCain, Vice President Lieberman. Please sale me to highest bidder because I don’t want your biometric tatoo at “CONCEPTION” Once he can take a picture of that, then he will allow Boeing to complete their “virtual” TASK.