Austin in for Ankarlo
May 28, 2009
Today Austin Hill sat in Ankarlo’s chair and wondered if today’s teenage girls are more sexual active than their counterparts from past generations. Austin seems to think it’s just more in our face during the information age.
SWEET! I live in Colorado and really miss Ankarlo and his podcasts. When I used to live in AZ, I always thought Austin and Kid did a fantastic job filling in. I am glad Austin has a podcast up now… when is Kid gonna have one?
Story of the Artichoke
Oh Great Oz Ankarlo, Hero of the Hood, “Another Man’s Sombrero”
If KTAR was to get a $1.00 for every time they say Obama and donated it to the “uninsured.” Healthcare solved! Obama had 600 million people and it’s Obama fault that 46 million of them have no healthcare! The poor, the unemployed, the $12.00 hour single mom with one child!
Oh Great Oz Ankarlo, Hero of the Hood, Mr. Insured! Can you please spare Austin a “sombrero” We all know he has Quality Care, or even some of that good ol “Bush/Cheney” care leftovers, but can you please spare him another Letter! O for a B or O for a C! Instead of saying Obamacare, he should say, well if you don’t want O Care, we got some “Bush” B Care from the last eight years! if you don’t like O care you can trade it for some “Cheney’ C care! It comes with “Torture” care.
Oh Great Oz Ankarlo, Hero of the Hood, “Another Man’s Sombrero” Obama, Obama, Obama, this segment was brought to you by …..you know, Emergency care! For all you “primary care” needs! Got a cough, got a headache! Well come on down because 92.3 KTAR has Emergency Care. Full time just no Part time! Come on down! Just SCREAM Just SHOUT KTAR 92.3 will let you know what the GOP is all about! Did we say OBAMA! Give me another Letter Austin! Just not B for Bush! Just not C for Cheney Medicare GOP Prescription care! No Care for you.
Oh Great Oz Ankarlo, Hero of the Hood, “Another Man’s Sombrero” can you please send another disgraced Republican from South Carolina a “Sombrero” as the sun is shining on him today! Another “Yo Hips Yo Thighs got me so Hypnotized” You Lie, You Lie rap song from the far far far extremist right! Stop the press! Stop the press! Obama is going to give our failed and phony attempt “Z” People Health care! That’s not the American way, just let them die! Yo Hips Yo Thighs just got me so Hypnotized rap song from yet another bumbling idiot from evil GOP doers!
GOD forbid if man, extended health care to an immigrant! What is that! Seriously what is that Great Oz? The Southern Alliance seems to be a bit shaky these days and are in need of some serious “Sombreros” can you please help Great Oz! Hero of the Hood, Compensatory, and Mr. Punitive Care enabler! No Tort reform over here! Definitely no Malpractice Reform in here!
Get well, Republican Senators need you! Too much “Chicken and Change” in the darken doors of Dick Cheney’s old White House!