Somebody’s Watching
April 15, 2009
Old Glory At Sea
April 13, 2009
Old Glory, on the open seas, has always meant fairness, safety and protection. It has been with deep interest as the world as watched how our naval ships would react to a boatful of Somali pirates. Those same pirates have kidnapped, killed and jettisoned away with millions in ransom money when other countries have been involved, but this time the thugs picked on a cargo ship flying our old red, white and blue. No doubt the captain of one of the awaiting war ships will face some discipline, after all the kidnapped captain, 53-year-old freighter Capt. Richard Phillips was able to jump in the water and attempt a get away but by the time our military made a full ID he had be reclaimed. Folks, there should have been snipers who dared not blink an eye the first time but they got it right the second time around. The Somali pirates aimed AK47s at Captain Philip’s head and that’s all she wrote. Three terrorists were dead before they closed their eyes and the fourth threw his hands in the air. And there was a great lesson learned. Hijack, kidnap and attack other vessels and that’s one thing. Mess with America and it’s the last story you’ll ever tell.
Ankarlo’s take is written for broadcast. You can hear it here or live during Arizona’s Morning News at 6:20 on News/Talk 92.3 KTAR.
Be Great.
April 7, 2009
In my 30 years of hosting radio and television programs I have received the same question no less than 10,000 times if I’ve heard it once: “Darrell, how can I get into radio.” And I usually take the time to tell them how I did it—which was to go to market 282 and work the overnight shift for nothing. The rest is hard work and determination. That’s the key.
Repeat Past Mistakes?
April 6, 2009
Almost 60 percent of the home loans that were modified about a half a year ago were back into default territory as of February. That’s some bad news; it tells you that many of the Americans who took advantage of the financial opportunity still couldn’t see things through. But now we’re getting word from DC that there are fresh signs that President Obama’s $75 billion home mortgage bailouts—the program he announced in Mesa is actually seeing signs of relief to thousands of Valley homeowners who were either in mortgage default or prepared to go there. Financial counselors say for the first time in a long time they are actually showing people programs that will help them stay in their homes. I’m hoping my $75 billion will help a whole bunch of folks stay in their homes and grow their neighborhoods and do well enough that they can repay the taxes used for the program. But what really worries me is that the same offers of home modifications from a half year ago will be seen all over again. Time will tell.
Ankarlo’s Take is written for broadcast. You can hear it here or live during Arizona’s morning news at 7:20 on News/Talk 92.3 KTAR.
New World Order
April 3, 2009
On Thursday, England’s Prime Minister finally used the phrase that has been quietly—secretly uttered for quite some time. Mr. Brown was explaining the enormous financial investments G-20 nations would be bringing to the table—though it should be noted that America is expected to drop about five times as much as the next country. Anyway, while the prime minister was stirring the crowd with his wonderful British accent and rhetoric that sounded like he may have actually had a clue he slipped. Looking at the crowd he said, “This is collective action…we have resolved that from today we will together manage the process of globalization…I think that with this a New World Order is Emerging.” (Hear Gordon Brown here) He then went on to explain how the poorest will be maintained by the richest (sounds vaguely familiar to a presidential candidates promises but this man was speaking to the globe about something that sounded mater-of-fact, not something coming but something here—a New World Order. Do a little reading and see what’s waiting. A single currency, that’s kid’s stuff. How about shared property ownership, which country’s laws are used and sovereignty-something a lot of Americans have died for—it vanishes. Think I’m fear-mongering? Give it time and watch as we’re slowly sold on acceptance, then we’ll see what’s waiting—and how very late we are to do anything about it.
Ankarlo’s Take is written for broadcast. You can hear it here or live during Arizona’s Morning News at 7:20.
Ha! April Fool’s.
April 2, 2009
Yesterday, we the fine folks at KTAR played a practical joke on the city of Phoenix by reporting that 350 new red light cameras were going up everywhere. As the day went on we told you the grace limit would go from 11 miles per hour to 5 over the limit, that people could buy passes allowing those with money to speed without getting a ticket and that x ray technology would let law enforcement see everything in your car—including you, if you know what I mean. Some listeners were angry at the stunt. Some, knew immediately and helped others believe it was true and even other people started mad then loved it once they were “in” on the joke. Friends, and you are our friends, if was just a joke—a crazy April Fools joke. With all the nasty news at every turn it was kind of nice to just goof around a little. What frightens me out of this lesson—the way things are heading in this country—every single item suggested in the joke is just one dumb politician away from reality.
Ankarlo’s Take is written for broadcast. You can hear it here or live during Arizona’s Morning News at 7:20 on News/Talk 92.3 KTAR.
IRS Bedtime Story
March 31, 2009
Last year I bought a wonderful little house that overlooks some of the Valley’s most beautiful hills. The price had already dropped so I felt the money I would sink into it would be worth it so we took the plunge. I moved money from an IRA based on advice from my financial advisor. Boy, did I make a mistake! Nope, not on the house, I still love it! But my guru, who promised to hold our hands as we made some sophisticated moves has earned me the chance to hear from the Gestapo of the USA, better known as the IRS. Seems they want to put a levy on everything I own and everything I make. How nice. And my money-man—he hasn’t answered a single call. I’ve promised to be transparent with Ankarlo Mornings so I’ll share the good and the bad stuff with you and I’ll start with IRS agent Hyde who could easily get a job in a slasher psycho film if this government work doesn’t pan out. You think times are ugly for you right now, and for many they are—wait til you hear my bed time story. It’s best to hear it with Vodka in one hand and pills in the other. Okay, I’m kidding about that last part—sort of.
Front Row Seat
March 30, 2009
General Motors Chairman Rick Wagoner is no more. To most of us, this bit of news won’t change a thing—after all, we didn’t know the guy personally. 32 years with GM, he arranged one of the most far-reaching union agreements ever—an agreement that has saved the companies millions. He closed under-producing plants, trimmed the man- power by almost half and demanded that General Motors vehicles return to the quality oriented leaders of yesteryear. By most analysts accounts, the guy has done a decent job.
Legalized Theft
March 20, 2009
Have you wondered why those idiots in DC picked the 90% figure to tax the AIG bonuses? New York Democrat Charley Rangel answers it this way, ““We figure the local and state governments will take care of the other 10 percent.” The actors on the Hill used the word “outrageous” to describe the bonus money but it also outrageous for elected leaders to create specialized taxes out of thin air. And, we should scream our lungs out that 73% of citizens support the move. I feel like I’m watching one of those horror flicks where the pretty trampy vixen gets set to walk into a dark room where the killer awaits. No matter how loud I scream at the screen, she still gets slashed. The bonuses are wrong but as I’ve explained too many times to count—politicians helped put the deal together so why aren’t they taxing themselves at 100 %? If you are part of the majority who supports this un-Constitutional and un-American activity you had better watch the small print in the deal—families making $250,000 including bonuses working at the main bailed out companies will legally robbed too—100% tax! But if you live overseas don’t worry about it, House members said they will leave their money alone. If you aren’t sickened by this just wait. Your day is coming.
Ankarlo’s take is written for broadcast. You can hear it here or live during Arizona’s Morning News at 7:20 on News/Talk 92.3 KTAR.
Congress is a Circus
March 19, 2009
Everyone loves a circus, with big elephants, whacky out-of-control donkeys and even the pooper scoopers make you laugh. On Wednesday we had it all when Congress staged its own BS circus with Barney Frank playing the ringmaster and Chris Dodd doing an unbelievable disappearing act. All while a guy appointed to fix the issues—with a buck a year as compensation got sawed in half more often than not. Folks, what we witnessed should cause us to riot. Literally! Frank passively suggested he doesn’t care what happens to AIG employees getting bonus money. In other words, so what if citizens hang ‘em. They deserve it. Maybe they do. But only after those liars in the congressional chambers learn their lessons first. Chris Dodd had to back track all day for blatantly lying about his role in creating the language that allowed the huge bonuses. Indeed, Dodd and other politicians created the AIG deal. Indeed they acted shocked at the hearing though Time Magazine reports many knew about it all weeks ago. Indeed, the legislators say they will create a tax to get the money back. I call BS on the whole charade. This is not a little bending of truth people; these are planned and executed lies aimed to keep your minds off the real criminals. Throw the whole lot of them into a jail cell with Bubba, maybe he can teach them something about honor codes—their mammas obviously failed.
Ankalro’s Take is written for broadcast. You can hear it here or live during Arizona’s Morning News at 7:20 on News/Talk 92.3 KTAR.


