PREFACE:

Doug from Doug & Wolf is hosting a garage sale this weekend and sent an email to his co-workers detailing the items for sale. Listed below is the note Doug sent out to preview this weekend’s glorious event:

“I hate doing this but as a married man who has instructions to follow, I do what I’m told. My wife, not me, is having a huge garage sale. It all must go. Limited time only. No credit checks. All money down. Nothing is the same as cash. If you care or you know someone who does, please read the attachment. Girls clothes and furniture are the highlights but you never know what you may find.”

Gambo & Ash, being the kind gentlemen that they are, wanted to be courteous and give their listeners a preview of the items Doug is planning on selling. They also wanted to know, “Who wears the pants in Doug’s house?”

ITEMS (as stated in Doug’s email):

• A nice kitchen table with not nice chairs and a not nice leaf for the nice kitchen table

• A couch with recliners on each side (the left side is my side and the recliner has a rocking affect although it’s not a rocker, the right side is great because I out-weigh Jennifer by 100lbs.)

• Three matching end tables

• A sleeper/love seat

• Child’s bedroom furniture (three small dressers, two uprights that go on the dressers, a desk with no chair)

• Little girls clothes out the wazu.

• A Keyboard

• A play pen

• Other baby stuff

• Some toys that we’re hoping the kids don’t see us selling

• She also says home decor but none of our houses have really been all that “decored” so I don’t know what that means.

• A twin bed…and much, much more.