Senator John McCain! Could it be? Have you actually regained your all-important machismo? How can we know for sure? Gaydos explores the question on tonight’s Top 7 at 7!
A junior high school teacher in Chandler made a bit of a faux pas when he allowed students to see the porn he had stored on his laptop. School officials put the poor dope on paid leave until an investigation is completed. Sounds to me like it was just a stupid accident. And don’t be naive, Gaydos peeps, just about everybody has porn on their computers!
What kind of disgusting political figures would use the California fires to their own advantage? Barbara Boxer, for one. She’s using it as an excuse to take a poke at Bush for sending our National Guardsmen to Iraq! Harry Reid is another one! According to Reid, these fires are a result of global warming! These two aren’t the only ones either! They can posture all they want, but it won’t get anything done! By the way, we also examine the possibility that these fires are the result of terrorism!
Gaydos and his illegal alien girlfriend have now been going out for…wow! 15 weeks! It’s a record for Gaydos, but she’s not even talking to me right now. She’s pissed off that I didn’t support the Dream Act, which would have allowed the children of illegals, smuggled in by their parents, to stay in the U.S. legally. Truthfully, I think some of these kids deserve a break, but the Dream Act would have let too many people stay. That’s why it failed!
Always remember, never forget: 7 to 10, 7 to 10, 7 to 10! That’s how Gaydos rolls!
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