Happy 50th Birthday to Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano! We dipped deep into the Gaydos After Dark budget and got you “The Top 7 Signs Janet Napolitano is Going Through a Midlife Crisis”!

Tiffany Lee Hecker’s dad is speaking out about their family’s bizarre tragedy! You’ll recall that Tiffany is the woman who gave birth to her baby on the toilet and was then charged in the death of the newborn. Well, get this! Her father says the family sought the advice of their doctor and that it was him who told them to toss the baby in the trash! That’s the topic for our first big hour! Plus, after 7:30, you’ll hear a call from a Hecker family friend who has a bone to pick with Gaydos!

There’s a movement afoot in the state of Massachusetts to outlaw spanking! Even if the spanking is done by a child’s parents in the home! Personally, I think a parent should even give his adult kids a good spanking once in a while! It helps keep ‘em straight, for cryin’ out loud! We’re all over this topic from 8 o’clock on into the 9 o’clock hour, including how the heck “time-outs” are supposed to work, Arizona law on spanking, and stories from callers on both sides of the argument!

The CNN/YouTube Republican Debate took place in Florida tonight and Gaydos brings you the highlights at 9:20!

At 9:30, Headbanger Hanna Scott is back with us for “Gaydos on the News”! On tonight’s installment, we find out that Babs backs Hillary, Britney may be preggers again and some concerned citizen in Tennessee took his shotgun to a photo radar camera!

Ohhhh, it’s great to have Gaydos on the program!

 

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The Hulkster Hulk Hogan and his wife are splitting up.  Let us ponder the causes of this sad event with “The Top 7 Reasons You’re Getting Divorced from a Pro Wrestler”!

From 7 until 8:30, Gaydos has seen enough!  It has come to our attention that Mexican drug runners have been plotting to help Middle Eastern terrorists sneak into the U.S. and attack Fort Huachuca, a.k.a. the military base in your back yard!  If you needed more proof that Mexico is not our friend…that there is a definite threat coming from south of the border, this is it.  Therefore, I propose that we add Mexico to the Axis of Evil!

At 8:30, Gaydos After Dark Sports Guy Jon Bloom helps Gaydos celebrate Arizona Cardinals Appreciation Night!  Just when I thought they couldn’t top their past performances, the Cards come through!  Yesterday’s loss was quite possibly the most entertaining ever!

At 9, find out how an illegal alien saved the day for a young boy in the midst of a life threatening crisis!  Should this undocumented immigrant’s heroics make him a top priority candidate for citizenship?

9:30 finds us once again in the presence of the crown jewel of the Gaydos After Dark political team!  ABC newsman Sam Donaldson talks about the possible Obama/Hillary upset in Iowa and the incredibly tight G.O.P. race!

We finish up tonight’s show with “Gaydos on the News,” which features Darth Cheney’s bum ticker and the best little whorehouse endorsing presidential hopeful Ron Paul!

 

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Oooohh, Turkey Day is upon us! It’s a joyous occasion, but anything could go wrong, so Gaydos brings you “The Top 7 Signs You’re About to Have a Rotten Thanksgiving”!

Remember the Imams on a Plane? They scared a bunch of their fellow U.S. Airways passengers half to death when they started praying and chanting loudly before takeoff! People didn’t know what to expect from these guys, so they were removed from the flight. Well, today they went to court and won the right to sue the airline! Y’know, the praying wasn’t the only red flag here! Seems to me, this was a deliberate plot to scare us! They knew just what the reaction would be! What are you going to do if you see behavior like this on a plane in the future? Seems to me, the airlines are now going to be reluctant to do anything! We can’t ignore this topic, so we stick with it for much of our first two hours!

We can’t go without mentioning the defenseless child who recently died at the hands of her dad’s girlfriend. Gaydos will continue to follow this story. The 12-year-old was laid to rest today.

At 9 p.m., Gaydos After Dark Sports Guy Jon Bloom talks with us about tomorrow’s huge game between ASU and USC. The Bloomer predicts a win for ASU, but Gaydos cannot agree! Maybe ASU should skip the big Thanksgiving dinner so they’re not too tired out!

At 9:30, it’s a special Wednesday night edition of Presidential Match Game, but Presidential historian and scholar B. Nicks is M.I.A.! In Benjamin’s absence, Headbanger Hanna and young Gaydos apprentice Jarrett Carlen are joined by Rusty the janitor for the rousing game that pits Republican against Democrat, mano a mano, in observance of this exciting election season!

To my thousands of Gaydos fans…my thousands of Gaydos peeps…Happy Thanksgiving!

 

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DUI and possession of narcotics are serious crimes that carry stiffer and stiffer penalties these days! But not if you’re Mike Tyson! Tonight, we bring you “The Top 7 Ways Tyson Will Spend His 24 Hours in Jail”!

Speaking of drunk driving, County Attorney Andrew Thomas is getting tough on DUI! We find out during the 7 o’clock hour that if you’re convicted, your mugshot might be posted on a website for all to see! There’ll even be a billboard to advertise the website! Didn’t Thomas recently take serious umbrage to his private information being made public? Shouldn’t our privacy be protected too? In my opinion, this makes Thomas a hypocrite! Worse yet, this isn’t going to deter drunk drivers!

More on Mike Tyson at 8 p.m. as we think about what would happen to you or me if we were caught driving drunk and carrying cocaine! Tyson pleaded guilty to both of those crimes, but will spend only twenty-four hours in jail! The judge said she was “impressed” with Tyson and that he’s made himself a “role model”! Unbelievable!

At 9, we’ll tell you about a new endeavor from the Boston police. Plain clothes officers will come to homes in high crime neighborhoods, without warrants, and ask the parents of teens’ to allow them to search for guns. If a gun is found, police will only confiscate it, unless the gun is linked to a shooting or homicide. Are you comfortable with this? If it came to the Valley, would you let the police search?

At 9:30, it’s another edition of “Gaydos on the News”! Join Gaydos and news anchor Headbanger Hanna Scott for updates on the giant Vicky’s Secret billboard, the first guy to get arrested for texting while driving and what kind of dirt the Hillary camp has on Obama!

We round out the night with the “Arizona Cardinals Replay”!

7 to 10, 7 to 10, 7 to 10; that’s how I roll!

 

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Oh, it’s great to have Gaydos on the program on a Red V. Blue Thursday! Tonight we bring you “The Top 7 New Slogans for Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign”!

During the 7 o’clock hour, we talk about events surrounding the Democratic debates, including a planted question from the Hillary camp that recently came to light! Oh! And what about John Edwards and his stupid, forced joke about planted questions?! What a bonehead! I hate him even when he bashes Hillary! We also find out what the Dems are saying about driver licenses for illegals!

At 7:30, it’s lights, camera, ticket, as photo radar is implemented on highways across the entire state of Arizona! High tech SUV’s will be deployed in areas where the Arizona Department of Public Safety has noticed increased speeding or a spike in speed related accidents. Just a click and they’ll have a picture of your face and your license plate! The way I see it, this is all about getting money out of drivers on Arizona’s highways! By the way, shouldn’t we get to vote on this?

At 8:30, we talk about the most bizarre punishment for a 4-year-old kid ever! Strangely enough, some callers don’t seem too upset about the idea of putting a kid in the trunk of a car!

Gaydos couldn’t watch tonight’s Democratic debates because Gaydos was on the air entertaining his thousands of Gaydos peeps! However, I hired McLaughlin Group member Eleanor Clift to watch for me and give us the rundown at 9 o’clock!

9:30 brings us to our brand new Red V. Blue Thursday feature Presidential Match Game! Last week’s champ Republican Grant goes head to head with challenger Democrat Steve as they try to match responses with our panel of stars: presidential historian and scholar B. Nicks, young Gaydos apprentice Jarrett Carlin, and news anchor/metal fan extraordinaire Headbanger Hanna Scott!

Twenty, twenty-five, thirty hours of news, information and entertainment wrapped up in a three-hour radio program; that’s how Gaydos rolls!

 

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