Archive for November 14th, 2007

Gaydos After Dark–Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Published on November 14, 2007 in Uncategorized. 1 Comment

People Magazine has voted Matt Damon the Sexiest Man Alive! For the rest of us, it’s “The Top 7 Signs You’re Not the Sexiest Man Alive”!

Chandler Police have had no luck picking up the Chandler Rapist so far, so their latest tactic is to go on t.v. and politely ask the guy to call them! What are they thinking? This guy doesn’t have a tender side they can appeal to! He doesn’t have a reasonable side! He’s a monster! Or, is this a calculated move to goad the guy into action? One caller thinks I’m wrecking their operation by talking about it, but Gaydos has to ask these questions! We talk about this vital topic during the first half of the show.

Then, at 8:30, a little gift for the D-Backs fans before the holiday shopping season is even upon us! I, Honorary Yankee, Larry Gaydos, interview Diamondbacks manager Bob Melvin! He’s just been voted National League Manager of the Year, so it’s the least Gaydos could do!

At 8:50, the Catholic church is scandalized once again, but it’s not perverted priests in the news this time. Now, it’s a naughty nun! She’s 79 years old now, but back in the 60’s she apparently spent lots of time chasing young boys! I repeat, she’s a nun!

At 9 o’clock, we learn what’s been happening with Cristina Mallon, the teacher who ran into trouble after her classroom cheer leading routine wound up on YouTube. After that whole mess–not to mention the trouble she got into for introducing students to a somewhat mature novel–Mallon has decided to move on. She will resign her position with the Higley Unified School District December 31st.

Hollywood Dave is back again tonight at 9:30, this time to discuss the newly released list of “The 50 Greatest TV Icons.” Dave and I agree, the accuracy of this list is pretty hit-and-miss! Calista Flockhart ranked above Bob Hope? Come on!

 
icon for podpress  Standard Podcast: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Gaydos After Dark–Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Published on November 14, 2007 in Uncategorized. 0 Comments

Tonight on Gaydos After Dark, a happy conclusion to the saga regarding which restroom the transgendered should use. Therefore, we bring you “The Top 7 Signs You Are In a Unisex Bathroom”!

You heard right, people of Phoenix and it’s a Gaydos After Dark exclusive! Transsexual Michele de LaFreniere and club owner Tom Anderson have kissed and made up, so to speak! These two butted heads in the past when female guests of Anderson’s club complained of Michele’s other transgendered friends using the ladies’ room. Now, they’ve put their differences behind them! Michele is welcome to come back to Anderson’s Fifth Estate. Anderson added a single-stall, unisex bathroom to the club. Everyone’s happy! In all modesty, after our earlier conversations with these two on Gaydos After Dark, I must say I feel responsible for engineering this reconciliation! Share the love during our first hour!

For much of the 8 o’clock hour, we discuss the case of the Nebraska teacher who had an affair with her young student and then ended up driving him home to Mexico! Attorney James Davis claims the teacher is the victim here! He says the kid may be older than thirteen and that he seduced her! He says this may even be a ploy by the kid’s family for citizenship!

But let’s make sure our priorities are straight! As we discuss this teacher-student tryst, a call comes in that takes precedence over this and all other possible topics. That call was from a female listener who claimed she had e-mailed Gaydos sexy photos…possibly photos of herself in a state of undress! What to do, what to do?! Gaydos Peeps, I know you will tell me what to do! This, incidentally, is why Gaydos came to the FM dial!

At 9:30, KTAR news anchor Hannah Scott joins Gaydos for a lively discussion of recent events, including Borat’s endorsement of Barack Obama, Georgia’s prayers for rain, and the O.J. Report!

 
icon for podpress  Standard Podcast: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download