The Hulkster Hulk Hogan and his wife are splitting up. Let us ponder the causes of this sad event with “The Top 7 Reasons You’re Getting Divorced from a Pro Wrestler”!
From 7 until 8:30, Gaydos has seen enough! It has come to our attention that Mexican drug runners have been plotting to help Middle Eastern terrorists sneak into the U.S. and attack Fort Huachuca, a.k.a. the military base in your back yard! If you needed more proof that Mexico is not our friend…that there is a definite threat coming from south of the border, this is it. Therefore, I propose that we add Mexico to the Axis of Evil!
At 8:30, Gaydos After Dark Sports Guy Jon Bloom helps Gaydos celebrate Arizona Cardinals Appreciation Night! Just when I thought they couldn’t top their past performances, the Cards come through! Yesterday’s loss was quite possibly the most entertaining ever!
At 9, find out how an illegal alien saved the day for a young boy in the midst of a life threatening crisis! Should this undocumented immigrant’s heroics make him a top priority candidate for citizenship?
9:30 finds us once again in the presence of the crown jewel of the Gaydos After Dark political team! ABC newsman Sam Donaldson talks about the possible Obama/Hillary upset in Iowa and the incredibly tight G.O.P. race!
We finish up tonight’s show with “Gaydos on the News,” which features Darth Cheney’s bum ticker and the best little whorehouse endorsing presidential hopeful Ron Paul!
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