Longtime Scottsdale nightspot Anderson’s Fifth Estate is becoming a gay bar so we’ve got “The Top 7 Drinks That Should Be Served at a Gay Nightclub”!

During the first hour of tonight’s program, Phoenix bar owners are complaining that tougher DUI penalties are hurting their sales! Oh, their sales are down by 15%? Well, by all means, let’s put aside the safety of everyone on the roads–men, women and children–and get profits back up for these poor businessmen and women! Sheesh!

At 8, changes are afoot at Anderson’s Fifth Estate! Remember our friend Tom Anderson? He recently added a unisex restroom to his nightclub after the big brouhaha swirling around his transgender clients! Well, the whole debacle gave Anderson the idea that the gay community could use a nice new place to hang out! Anderson’s Fifth Estate will now be known as Forbidden! Anderson joins us at 8:15 to tell us all about it! It’s a Gaydos After Dark exclusive!

At 8:30, the Gaydos fans weigh in on the topics that hit them hardest in 2007! It’s radio madness; it’s “Up to 20″!

We begin our final hour of the night with the assassination of Benazir Bhutto! Don’t think for a moment that yesterday’s events in Pakistan won’t affect upcoming U.S. elections!

At 9:30, we have two great features that go great together: “The Rated R Issue of the Night” and our latest “Gaydos Experiment.” Did you know that it’s legal for women to sunbathe topless in a public park in Columbus, Ohio? Did you know that police there might use that fact to set up a sting operation meant to catch perverts? A Columbus firefighter did not know that until he was arrested! It sounds like entrapment to Gaydos!

Peeps, it’s been a great year and it goes without saying, it’s great to have Gaydos on the program!

 

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The Hollywood writers’ strike plods on, but Jay Leno and other late night hosts will soon be back on the air! That’s why we’re bringing you “The Top 7 Changes When The Tonight Show Returns Without Writers”!

The Deer Valley Unified School District met with parents tonight to discuss the methods of varsity football coach Rick Mey. He’s been accused of using inappropriate language and illustrations in his pep talks to players! The people making those accusations? Proper, dainty soccer moms! They don’t get it! This coach is giving his players just what they need! At 7:50, 92.3 news reporter Sandra Haros tells us just what happened at that meeting of concerned parents! Don’t miss this, our first issue of the night!

Our second hour takes you to a Gaydos After Dark holiday wonderland! It’s “A Very Gaydos Christmas”! We’re giving the fans–the peeps–hundreds of dollars in prizes and all you have to do is sing beloved Christmas carols! Of course, Gaydos can’t give away such a wealth of gifts for nothing, so there is a twist!

At 9, we once again broach the subject of immigration!  Just last week, we talked about the very real fear that the tensions surrounding illegal immigrants here in Phoenix might erupt into violence!  Well, after this weekend’s demonstrations, those fears don’t seem so far-fetched!  We’ll talk to Michelle Dallacroce, president of Mothers Against Illegal Aliens.  Just days ago, she found herself in a shoving match with another woman who said her husband had been deported!

Headbanger Hanna Scott is back with us for “Gaydos on the News” at 9:30!  Tonight, we report on the 300-plus drunk driving arrests in the southeast valley over the weekend, a guy who made a small fortune selling his kid’s video game to punish him for having pot, and a wealthy couple who enslaved two Indonesian women as housekeepers in their mansion!

Gaydos is headed out on vacation, but I’ll be back in a week!  Merry Christmas to all!  It’s great to have Gaydos on the program!

 

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We launch Gaydos After Dark tonight with the information you’re craving!  You’re buzzing with curiosity!  What’s going on with Gaydos and his illegal alien girlfriend?!  I’ll give you the details in our first “Illegal Alien Girlfriend Update”!

America’s pastime is going down the toilet like a hastily flushed drug stash, so we bring you “The Top 7 Excuses for Taking Steroids”!

Barack Obama is blazing a trail to Iowa and he’s spoken candidly about his past drug use!  What do you think about Obama’s admission?  For that matter, is he being so baldly honest just to win your vote?  We get your thoughts on these questions and more during our first big hour!

At 8, a crazy connection has occurred to Gaydos!  Of course you know, I love my New York Yankees!  Plus, any Gaydos peep will tell you, I’m a big fan of pro wrestling!  With today’s release of the long-anticipated Mitchell Report, it’s now obvious to me that the MLB and the WWE are really not all that different!  The wrestlers are juiced–the ball players are juiced!  And don’t we want our ball players drugged to the gills for spectacular play?  Seems to me, Bud Selig wanted them that way all along!  At 8:30, Gaydos After Dark sports guy Jon Bloom tells us, we can’t lay all the blame on the players!

9 o’clock brings us to our ongoing chats with The McLaughlin Group’s Eleanor Clift!  She’s the latest addition to our seasoned Gaydos After Dark political team and tonight she helps us project which candidates will take Iowa!

Maybe you’ve noticed, Mike Huckabee is not my favorite political candidate these days!  As I find out more about him, I can’t imagine many smart women would want to vote for him either!  I’ll tell you why at 9:20!

At 9:30, it’s Red V. Blue Thursday, and Red V. Blue Thursday means Presidential Match Game!  Hanna Scott, Jarrett Carlen and B. Nicks make this election season come alive as our Republican and Democratic competitors throw down for fun and prizes!

Seems like everyone and their mother is running for president–literally!  At 9:50, we find out which candidate’s mom is on the campaign trail now!

7 to 10, 7 to 10, 7 to 10; that’s how Gaydos rolls!

 

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Sheriff Joe Arpaio is once again shaking up the world of law enforcement, this time with a new kind of punishment for DUI! Gaydos After Dark brings you “The Top 7 Signs You’re Part of a Bad Chain Gang”!

Our first issue tonight is a new study showing that, nationally, marijuana and ecstasy use among young people are down. However, the study says their abuse of prescription drugs is up! This hour, we talk about how this nationwide trend compares to what’s happening here in Arizona!

Gaydos is enduring yet another Christmas nightmare and you’ll hear about it during the eight o’clock hour! My brother and his wife just had a beautiful baby girl! She’s a precious new life on Earth and Gaydos now has to buy her Christmas gifts! For cryin’ out loud! I don’t have kids, I don’t want kids and I don’t know anything about kids! What do you get a baby for the holidays? Do you think she’d like a gas gift card?

At 8:30, Sheriff Joe can’t get enough of seeing guys dressed in pink! He’s now dressing up convicted drunk drivers in pink shirts and having them help bury people who’ve died of alcohol and drug abuse! If Arpaio is using this as a deterrent, it’s not a very good one! Getting out of tent city for the day is more like a field trip for the inmates! At 9 o’clock, I’ll have some good ideas for deterring drunk driving!

At 9:30, it’s “Gaydos on the News”! Headbanger Hanna Scott joins me in bringing you ten big stories in ten minutes. On tonight’s edition of “Gaydos on the News,” we learn that you’d better eat your Big Mac fast when you travel across the pond and that Scott Baio has left Gaydos deeply disappointed!

 

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Wildcats coach Lute Olson is taking six months off from coaching because he just filed for divorce, so we bring you “The Top 7 Reasons You’re Getting Divorced from Your Basketball Coach Husband”!

Ladies and gentlemen, Gaydos doesn’t like to blow his own horn, but I’m an asset to FM News/Talk 92.3! Some might even say I’m a leader, an icon, maybe even a legend. So during our first hour, I must ask, why did the suits give me a lousy thirty-five dollar gas card as my Christmas bonus?! Should I be insulted by this?

At 8, we revisit the Megan Meier story. She was the young girl who killed herself after being duped into thinking a boy had rejected her online. The mom who the boy actually turned out to be is finding out how angry the community is about the situation! She’s getting death threats and bricks thrown through her windows! False police reports have been filed and she even had to close her business! Does she deserve this? I think so, but only up to a point!

At 8:30, it’s our own special strain of radio madness, “Up to 20″!

By the way, I can’t believe Lute Olson is taking six months off because of his divorce! If you or I went through this, we wouldn’t get six months off! It’s our 9 o’clock topic and Gaydos After Dark sports guy Jon Bloom says I should give the guy a break!

At 9:30, Headbanger Hanna Scott joins Gaydos for “Gaydos on the News.” Find out how dopey the terrorists are, what kind of tipper Donald Trump is and how far a bride-to-be will go to get a gown for that special day!

 

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