Sheriff Joe Arpaio is once again shaking up the world of law enforcement, this time with a new kind of punishment for DUI! Gaydos After Dark brings you “The Top 7 Signs You’re Part of a Bad Chain Gang”!
Our first issue tonight is a new study showing that, nationally, marijuana and ecstasy use among young people are down. However, the study says their abuse of prescription drugs is up! This hour, we talk about how this nationwide trend compares to what’s happening here in Arizona!
Gaydos is enduring yet another Christmas nightmare and you’ll hear about it during the eight o’clock hour! My brother and his wife just had a beautiful baby girl! She’s a precious new life on Earth and Gaydos now has to buy her Christmas gifts! For cryin’ out loud! I don’t have kids, I don’t want kids and I don’t know anything about kids! What do you get a baby for the holidays? Do you think she’d like a gas gift card?
At 8:30, Sheriff Joe can’t get enough of seeing guys dressed in pink! He’s now dressing up convicted drunk drivers in pink shirts and having them help bury people who’ve died of alcohol and drug abuse! If Arpaio is using this as a deterrent, it’s not a very good one! Getting out of tent city for the day is more like a field trip for the inmates! At 9 o’clock, I’ll have some good ideas for deterring drunk driving!
At 9:30, it’s “Gaydos on the News”! Headbanger Hanna Scott joins me in bringing you ten big stories in ten minutes. On tonight’s edition of “Gaydos on the News,” we learn that you’d better eat your Big Mac fast when you travel across the pond and that Scott Baio has left Gaydos deeply disappointed!
Hey Gados,
I could go on for pages, however let me net it out:
1. You should NEVER have refered to your girlfriend as
“my illegal girlfriend”. You are not only putting her down, but waving a flag to Sherrif Joe.
2. Based on your VERY challenging remarks about Sheriff Joe this evening on your radio show, challening him is only going to have him show you who is boss - him. You can NOT win against Sheriff Joe.
3. To date you have put much more than both feet into your big mouth. Therefore, here is what you need to do NOW !!!
You need to tell your girlfriend, you need her to introduce you to one of her girlfriends who is LEGAL. Now, you and your girlfriends legal friend become an iten and a very conspecious one - until Sheriff Joe or one of his boys checks both of you out.
4. Thereafter, IF you can keep your big mouth shut, your girlfriend should be OK.
IF the aforementioned does not appeal to you, email me her phone number . email and I will gladly harbor her in my fabulous North Scottsdale home. Just be aware, you probably will never see her again.