Tonight’s first hour is very personal to Gaydos! Sheriff Joe Arpaio told Ankarlo this morning that he’s well aware that I have an illegal alien girlfriend! It sounds like Sheriff Joe is gunning for Gaydos and his special lady friend of, let’s see, four… seven…carry the two…twenty-one weeks?! He’s probably just jealous of my hot, juicy Latina woman, so we’ve got “The Top 7 Reasons Sheriff Joe Should Have an Illegal Alien Girlfriend”!
By the way, I don’t usually ask my peeps to take sides, but this is a dire situation! You’re either with Gaydos or you’re with Sheriff Joe! If you’re with me, send me a message of support at savemyillegalaliengirlfriend@ktar.com!
At 8 o’clock, a Phoenix attorney says Sheriff Joe himself has been guilty of racial profiling! Julie Pace is representing businesses who oppose the new employee sanctions law. She says that Sheriff Joe actually asked his waitress if she was in the country legally. Did the sheriff really ask that question? He’s an eccentric guy; maybe he did! But, even if he did, is it a big deal? We’ll also touch on Manuel Ortega’s lawsuit against the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office for allegedly detaining him illegally. That’s at 8:50!
At 9, I’ll boil down today’s Republican debate in Iowa! It was a disaster! The moderator was awful! I didn’t get to see anyone rip Mike Huckabee because the candidates weren’t allowed to address each other! At least Alan Keyes (who?) was there for comic relief!
9:30 brings us to “Gaydos on the News,” in which we cover ten big stories in ten minutes with the help of 92.3 news anchor Hanna Scott! Tonight we learn that Jodie Foster is finally out of the closet and Ike Turner is finally good and dead!
Lest we forget, it’s great to have Gaydos on the program!
Gaydos - get a clue. If you listen to the clip carefully (and in context), you’ll hear Joe say “I’m not roaming around trying to round her up” But that’s not what you want to hear, & thats why you’re so damned funny sometimes. But you should really dump her anyway, or consider moving to her home country. Keep rolling the way you do!!
I have to say I have heard your show before but honestly, I never remember your name, until tonight 12/12/07. I was listening about the issue with your girlfriend of 3 months and you should keep fighting, and it sounds like you might not be doing it for love, but fight for your right as a fee American to date whom ever you want. I hate Alpayo and someone needs to stop this modern Nazi act.
Thanks for the show and keep fighting Alpayo.
hi fellaw im an ankarlo hater ..your show is aight never have time to hear it but one time i heard it you sounded very hypocrit lol.anyways.your freee ro date anybody you want…ankarlo says he could give a crap about your show he says you guys go out fo lunch n stuff but hey you need new friends man.get with the programm.be a leader not a follower.peace…