California Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger is endorsing John McCain for President! What a team of action heroes they make! So, tonight, we’ve got “The Top 7 Titles of a John McCain/Arnold Schwarzenegger Movie”!

Tonight, it’s one sizzling, action-packed hour of Gaydos After Dark! You’ve heard all about the tax rebate checks coming soon to the mailboxes of U.S. citizens, but did you know that it’s possible for illegal aliens to receive the rebates as well?! How–tell me–how will this money help our economy if illegals send it right home to Mexico?!

 

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After today’s Florida Primary, it looks like the end for Giuliani, and I say it’s his own fault! We start tonight’s show with “The Top 7 Signs Rudy Giuliani Ran the Worst Campaign in American History”!

As the primary ballots are counted in Florida, Gaydos brings you the victories, the defeats and the speeches that go along with both! We’ll hear from Giuliani, Romney and the G.O.P. winner, Senator John McCain! The Giuliani campaign gives up the ghost tonight and it’s probably time for Romney to do the same!

At 8 o’clock, I hope McCain is enjoying his victory even though it’s blatantly undeserved! McCain has been distorting Romney’s words and making it sound like Romney’s going to yank troops out of the Middle East and give the whole region back to Al Quaeda! Liar, liar, liar!

After 9, it’s the story of a New York sushi restaurant that sets the cut-off for their kids’ menu by height! Why not by age? Heck, why not by weight? For that matter, why don’t we just section off our eateries into the Fat Section, the Ugly Section and, for Gaydos and his like of course, the Smoking Hot Section? Headbanger Hanna Scott shares her thoughts on the subject as well!

Hanna is back with us at the end of the show. She spent the day at University of Phoenix Stadium schmoozing with a bunch of New York Giants and she brought Gaydos a big surprise in preparation for the Big Game!

 

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Sylvester Stallone is getting pretty old, but he’s not dead yet and, strangely enough, neither is his film career! We kick off tonight’s Gaydos After Dark with “The Top 7 Surprises in the New Rambo Movie”!

During our first hour, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama did some serious sparring in South Carolina’s Democratic debate! She accused Obama of representing a slumlord, but The Today Show has pointed out to Hillary that she smiled for the camera and shot a photo with the very same scumbag! Hill says she doesn’t remember the guy and maybe that’s true. However, I think she asked for this kind of trouble when she started hitting Obama below the belt!

Suspected drug smuggler Jesus Navarro Montes ran over and killed a border patrol agent last weekend.  Mexican authorities have Montes in custody, but what if they make it tough for us to extradite and prosecute him?  It could very well happen!  Border violence is increasing and it seems to me, the Mexican government is way too willing to protect people who cross the border illegally and commit heinous crimes on U.S. soil!  By the way, I wish I were hearing something–anything!–from Janet Napolitano or John McCain on this matter!

8:30 brings us to our Friday night free speech free-for-all, “Up to 20″!

After 9, should schools be keeping students’ secrets for them?  Even when the secret is a pregnancy and the people they’re keeping it from are the parents?  You may not believe it, but I think that kind of confidentiality may be a necessity.

Our old friend Hollywood Dave is here at 9:50 to review the new Rambo movie!  Can Stallone brandish automatic weapons and his AARP card at the same time?!

 

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Sounds like John McCain is way ahead of all other Republican candidates here in Arizona, so we’ll take a look at “The Top 7 Reasons John McCain is Leading in the Arizona Primary Polls”!

I can’t believe it myself, but in a recent poll, John McCain was favored by forty-one percent of voters to win Arizona’s February 5th Republican Primary! I cannot stress this enough: Arizonans must not vote for this guy! If they do, they must have been kidding around all this time when they said they cared about illegal immigration! If anything, we should send him a loud, clear message by not voting for him! This is our 7 o’clock topic!

At 8 o’clock, I’ll let you know how your Valley commute is about to get more dangerous, lengthy and inconvenient! ADOT has unveiled their new signs telling you how much longer you’ll be stuck in traffic, but I think they’re just one more thing for rubberneckers to gawk at! To top it off, these things are expensive and, so far, they aren’t even very accurate! I’d love to know what the Gaydos peeps think about this!

At 9 p.m., we talk about the catfight in Gilbert! One high school girl attacked another in the school lunch room and the victim fought back, only to find herself suspended along with the aggressor! KTAR news anchor and veteran catfighter Headbanger Hanna Scott joins Gaydos to talk about this crazy school policy!

Speaking of education in the U.S. today, a school in Georgia is paying students to stay late and study! The kids can make eight bucks an hour this way! During our last half hour, I’ve gotta tell you, I think it’s a great idea!

7 to 10, 7 to 10, 7 to 10, that’s how I roll!!!

 

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Over the weekend my New York Giants knocked off the Packers and the Patriots got past the Chargers…not much of a surprise there! Since we now know it’s going to be my Giants taking on the Patriots in the upcoming Super Bowl here in Glendale, there’s no better time to present to you “The Top 7 ways to make the Super Bowl more exciting!”

Today was Martin Luther King Day, so during tonight’s first issue I ask each and every one of you, what would Martin Luther King say about illegal immigration? Would he support the immigrants or would he back those who say the laws must be obeyed, or some variation of both?

At 8 o’clock, we talked about the case of Yuma Border Patrol Agent Luis Aguilar. He was run over and killed by someone attempting to smuggle drugs or illegals into the U.S. and NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS CASE! Why isn’t their more outrage about this border violence? Hear why one caller says I’m with Al-Jazeera and a member of the KKK…and then has the gall to say my illegal alien girlfriend isn’t real!  Puh-lease…who does he think he’s kidding?!

The crown jewel of the Gaydos political team, Sam Donaldson kicks off the 9 o’clock hour. Sam and myself wrap up the Nevada Caucus and the South Carolina G.O.P Primary.  Then, we look ahead and talk about what to expect from the Dems’ upcoming primary in South Carolina this Saturday.

For the second half of the hour we talked about tonight’s Democratic debate and let me tell you, the sparks were flying!  John Edwards, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all got into it on several occasions.

We wrap up the show with a few more reasons why I hate Mike Huckabee and the goons who endorse him. Mike Huckabee compared being gay to what?!

 

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