Look out! The U.S. is in the middle of the largest recall of beef ever, so it’s a fine time to bring you “The Top 7 Signs You’re Eating Tainted Beef”!
In the 7 o’clock hour, we’ll tell you about an Obama supporter who showed up and started heckling Bill Clinton at a stump speech! He says the former president gave him a pop in the face! Could this be true?! If so — wow! — Hillary might have to fire him!
You won’t believe what they’re going to start teaching kids in school! California state senators are trying to pass a bill that would have kids learning about global warming as if it’s a proven fact! I don’t like it! We can’t have schools hitting kids over the head with environmentalist propaganda! It’s our 8 o’clock topic!
At 8:50, star reporter Sandra Haros gives us the details of today’s robbery-turned-cop- shooting! Wait till you hear what the idiot criminal was willing to potentially kill and actually die for!
It’s Monday night and that means legendary ABC newsman Sam Donaldson weighs in on crazy Bill Clinton, the albatross around Hillary’s neck! Also, during our 9 o’clock talk, we’ll ask Sam where John Edwards’ delegates will land and whether the president will support McCain!
Speaking of Bush and McCain, the senior George Bush is endorsing the Arizona senator! I wonder if these two geezers compare notes on their swelling prostates!
After 9:30, Hanna Scott fights for her broadcasting life as we test her presidential knowledge! She’ll have two lifelines and they’d better be good because, if she loses, she’s fired!
You rock! I can’t wait until 7 o’clock! Why can’t you stay on til midnight? Or are you only good for 3 hours. Sometimes guys have trouble lasting long, if you know what I mean!
Hugs and kisses! #1 Gaydos Peep
Since you dont have an email address listed on the ktar site, i was forced to blog.
Good morning,
I’ve listened to a few or your shows, in the last couple you made it evident that you are not a McCain supporter. that’s okay, I’m not a McCain supporter either. I have no interest in continuing to support the Republican mistakes and I think McCain is past his prime for the job. However I found it interesting the issue you have with McCain’s amnesty intentions. I myself find it a hard pill to swallow but what are our options??, how do you suggest we remove 20 million illegal immigrants from these united states, incidentally some organizations have suggested its more like 40 million and 100000 more each day?? Lets says we just had to remove 5 million, could you imagine the cost involved, the political backlash, the amount of court cases filed and the possible humanitarian crisis. The state of Arizona is already , after passing its immigration laws, working on a guest worker program because employers are feeling the effects now. I myself am all for strengthening the borders from any further breaching but as far as who is here now, I just don’t foresee a George Orwell 1984 scenario with immigrant families being pulled from their homes by ICE agents and their possessions being burned?? So Larry what is the solution ?? Incidentally, you are not very popular on the net, I don’t know if you have “GOOGLED” your name lately but Larry Gaydos doesn’t return some very delightful results.
-William