It’s Valentine’s Day and that means–well–for some it means hearts and flowers, but for others it’s annoyance and humiliation! Tonight, let’s shoot you through the heart with “The Top 7 Signs You’re Having a Lousy Valentine’s Day”!

We’ll bring you just one entertainment- and information-filled hour of Gaydos After Dark tonight! Mitt Romney threw his support behind John McCain today, which makes him look like the biggest wuss ever! After what McCain pulled in Florida, why would Romney ever, ever endorse him?!

 

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A Valley landlord made a discovery right out of a horror show yesterday, so we’re bringing you “The Top 7 Excuses for Storing a Mummy in Your Bathtub”!

We have to start tonight’s show with a look at Barack Obama’s continued climb up the ladder to leadership of the most powerful nation on Earth! In the weekend’s primaries, he kicked butt and took names! Today, in Virginia, Maryland and D.C., it was more of the same! Help Gaydos figure this out; is it over for Hillary? We’ll stay with this topic until 9 o’clock. By the way, if you’re a Republican and you’re saving your vote for Obama, be here at 8:30 to learn the special pet name he’s given you!

At 9 o’clock, we crack open “The Rated R Issue of the Night,” and stir in a little “Gaydos Experiment” as well! A new survey says men would give up a certain beloved activity in order to receive a certain appealing piece of electronics! I’d certainly like to know if women would make the same sacrifice!

Headbanger Hanna Scott joins me for “Gaydos on the News” at 9:30! We’ll have more on one apartment building’s resident mummy, Dolly Parton’s puzzling back strain and a historically significant piece of presidential finger food!

 

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What will the Clinton camp do when the cash runs out? Let’s find out with “The Top 7 Ways Hillary Plans on Raising Money”!

First off tonight, it’s a tragic situation. Two suspected illegals were hit by a train today as they tried to evade law enforcement and I must say, I’m shocked at the lack of compassion people are showing on our message boards! One woman died at the scene and some people have the gall to laugh and wish more had died! Anyone so heartless is just an inhuman piece of crap if you ask me!

Friday night plus 8:30 equals “Up to 20,” our weekly feature in which you have twenty seconds to give us your unpredictable comments and uncensored opinions! Best call wins a 92.3 KTAR prize pack!

The suits go to sleep at 9, so that’s when it’s safe to bring out “The Rated R Issue of the Night”! There’s a website out there that lets married men and women connect with others who, like them, are looking to cheat on their spouses! We’ll even hear from a man and woman who hooked up on this site! Have. You. Ever?! For that matter, would you ever?

Starting off the last half hour is “Gaydos on the News”! Celebrity guest Hollywood Dave helps Gaydos deliver the news of the McCain spokesman who was fired for socking his girlfriend and Oprah’s ongoing quest for world domination!

It’s been another terrific week on Gaydos After Dark and we put the cap on it with words from a man who has been a leader, a businessman and now a funny man: President George W. Bush.

It’s great to have Gaydos on the program!

 

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Shaq is coming to the Phoenix Suns, but some people are not impressed! We start tonight’s show with “The Top 7 Signs Shaquille O’Neal is Over the Hill”!

The Valley is buzzing about today’s big trade and many seem to think it’s a dumb move! Don’t get me wrong, Shaq is past his prime, but he’s still Shaq! Is it a lopsided trade? I don’t know, but I know it’s going to be interesting! This is our 7 o’clock topic!

In last night’s presidential primary, Arizona said a resounding “Yes!” to John McCain! At 8 o’clock, my response is a resounding “Why???” Could it be that people are so tired of the current immigration situation, that even amnesty looks good?

Starting off tonight’s third big hour, Eleanor Clift takes time out from her busy schedule with Newsweek and The McLaughlin Group to talk to Gaydos about McCain, his ability to unify the Republican party and why all the passion in this race seems to be coming from the left!

Just before the news at 9:30, I’ll tell you who was the biggest loser on Super Tuesday! It’s probably not who you think!

For our last half hour, we’re back to Shaq Fu! Al McCoy introduced the newest Sun to fans at the Purple Palace tonight and the big man was greeted by wild applause! We’ll get more of your thoughts on Shaquille’s move to the Valley and we finish tonight’s show with a Gaydos After Dark look at where the day takes you when you’re Shaq!

 

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Phoenix has undergone a veritable infestation of celebs, each one throwing some kind of gigantic party in preparation for the Big Game! However, they can’t all be babes and bling galore, so tonight we bring you “The Top 7 Signs You’re at a Lame Celebrity Super Bowl Party”!

As you know, I, Gaydos, have four tickets to the Super Bowl. How did I get them, you ask? Well, quite simply, I’m Gaydos!! My father and brother are attending the game with me, but you won’t believe what I’ve decided to do with my fourth ticket! We’ll talk about it during tonight’s first hour!

After 8 o’clock, Pats receiver Randy Moss doesn’t seem happy to be playing here in town this weekend! He says his experience here has just been “okay” and he’s anxious to get the game over with and go home. Oh, don’t worry, Randy, you can blow this popsicle stand just as soon as my Giants are done with you!

At 8:30, it’s unpredictable, it’s entertaining, it’s kind of like Radio YouTube; it’s our beloved Friday night feature “Up to 20″!

At 9, we’ll talk about the Washington Post poll that says, when you ask Americans if they care more about the Super Bowl or Super Tuesday, they’re pretty much split right down the middle! This makes Gaydos think seriously about his priorities! Peeps, please, help Gaydos!

At 9:30, Gaydos After Dark sports guy Jon Bloom helps us preview football’s utimate event and tells us how big a deal the FBR is, even though it’s not the Phoenix Open anymore!

Finally on the FM dial, it’s great to have Gaydos on the program!!

 

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