With the Pennsylvania primaries just a few weeks away, Barack Obama jetted off for a vacation getaway! Tonight, we’ve got “The Top 7 Signs Your Favorite Candidate Needs a Vacation”!

Our first topic tonight centers around the death of an 11-year-old girl who suffered from diabetes and was denied treatment because it went against her parents’ religious faith! Their plan was to pray that she would get better! Ask yourselves, ladies and gentlemen, how simple would it have been to just get their child the insulin she needed!? If you think that’s crazy, listen at 8 to hear that these parents think their daughter might still be resurrected!

A teacher at Surprise Charter Academy was found to be in possession of kiddie porn during an investigation last fall! His mom, who happens to be a teacher at the same school, didn’t see fit to tell the administrators! Even the investigators didn’t give the school a heads up! That’s right, for a period of months, this guy continued to work with children! Unbelievable! I don’t know whether to be more furious with the mom or the Feds who worked on the case! We’ll talk about this at 8:30!

In the 9 o’clock hour, we talk the vote! There’s actually a chance that neither Clinton nor Obama will get the Democratic nomination! Amazingly enough, the Super Delegates could be giving Al Gore a call!

At 9:30, it’s time for Presidential Match Game, our Red V. Blue Thursday battle of wits! It’s one Democrat, one Republican and one star-studded panel, including B. Nicks, Hanna Scott and the triumphant return of Jarrett Carlen!

We finish off tonight’s spectacular show with a look at how low Hillary will go to pull out a last minute victory!

7 to 10, 7 to 10, 7 to 10; that’s how I roll!!!

 

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How could they open the 2008 season of our national pastime, Major League Baseball, outside the U.S.A.?! Tonight, we’ll take a look at “The Top 7 Differences About Having Opening Day in Japan”!

In the battle royale that is the race for the White House, there can be only one winner! Or can there??? What about the constitutional loophole that could allow Obama and Clinton to be co-presidents! It could even allow them to serve, as a team, for up to sixteen years! I know it’s hard to believe, but I’ll tell you all about it during our 7 o’clock hour!

At 8 o’clock, listen to this! Studies show that marriages between hot women and ugly men are the happiest! I bet it’s because the guys are honest, sensitive, smart—Haaaa! Nah, I’m teasing! It’s because they’ve got money!!!

It’s no surprise, Hillary Clinton tried to hand us a giant load of crap! She said that she had to dodge sniper fire when she landed in Bosnia, but it’s a well recorded fact that nothing like that happened! She’s playing it off as a mistake, but it’s obvious to me that she lied in order to sound more experienced! We’ll take your calls on this at 9 o’clock!

We also have an update on the case of Sgt. Tom Lovejoy, the police officer who was arrested after accidentally leaving his dog Bandit in a hot car. Sheriff Joe Arpaio is now saying he didn’t make the arrest. Wrapping up tonight’s show, Carolynn Lovejoy tells us he’s just saying that to keep from having to speak to the family’s attorney!

It’s great to have Gaydos on the program!

 

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On this Good Friday, we begin the show with “The Top 7 Signs You’re Going to Have a Bad Easter”!

Barack Obama told an interviewer that his grandmother is a “typical white person,” but what is that supposed to mean? Isn’t that a racist remark? I think if John McCain or Hillary Clinton said someone was a “typical black person,” Al Sharpton would be all over the news, biting their heads off! It’s our first topic on tonight’s Gaydos After Dark!

At 8:30, we’ve got “Up to 20″! You get 20 seconds of our precious airtime to say anything you want! That’s just how I roll!

You’ve seen the YouTube video featuring four Scottsdale punks trashing cars and vending machines! Who do these little weasels think they are?! These boys are lucky Gaydos isn’t their dad (which of course would never happen; Gaydos doesn’t want a wife, doesn’t want kids…)! At 9 o’clock, we find out if the peeps would put up with this kind of crap from their kids!

We’re bringing you ten stories in just ten minutes with “Gaydos on the News”! It happens at 9:30 and we’ll tell you about Playgirl’s offer to Eliot Spitzer and the dangers of standing in line with tired, frustrated Disney fans!

At 9:50, I’ll break down the station NCAA bracket pool! I can’t believe who’s in the lead so far!! For cryin’ out loud!

It’s great to have Gaydos on the program!

 

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On the fifth anniversary of President Bush’s Shock and Awe campaign, we’ve got “The Top 7 Signs the U.S.A. is Safer After the Invasion of Iraq”!

During our first hour, we bring out the “Gaydos Experiment.” Plus, I’m wondering how you see the Iraq War after all this time. When you think about this war, is it all about the difficult first four years, or is it about the success of the last year?

Looks like the hate-spewing preachers aren’t all in Barack Obama’s corner! At 8, we’ll hear from a minister in Harlem who has no love for Obama! You won’t believe what comes out of this guy’s mouth!

We’ll talk more about our progress in the war at 9 o’clock! CNN military analyst Major General Don Shepherd (Retired) gives us some insight into what our future in Iraq (or out of it) will be!

Before 9:30, we find out that V.P. Dick Cheney doesn’t care what you think about Iraq! Is this par for the course with this administration? Or is Cheney just a crotchety old man?

We’ll touch on Hillary’s experience –or lack thereof!–at 9:40! Also, her just-released schedule from her days in the White House reveals that the Lewinsky affair was happening right under Hillary’s nose!

Closing out the show is a slip-up John McCain made in Iraq! We here at Gaydos After Dark are chalking it up to a senior moment!

 

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Hope you remembered to wear your green today! We’ll find out if the nation’s political leaders did with “The Top 7 Ways People in the Government are Celebrating St. Patrick’s Day”!

During our 7 o’clock hour, we’re once again talking about the economy! President Bush continues to stay away from the word “recession,” even though a lot of knowledgeable people say we are in one! We find out how you’re faring in the current economic climate and how assessments of the situation differ between Republicans and Democrats!

At 8, a Scottsdale bouncer knocks a partier out cold over the weekend and I’m glad! It was just one more weekend night out, in danger of being ruined by the stupid drunk guy who’s looking for trouble! This guy deserved it!

We’ll revisit concerns about Obama’s former minister just before 9! New allegations say Obama sat in the pews and nodded when Reverend Jeremiah Wright made some very shocking statements!

Starting off our last hour, everyone knows Valley emergency rooms are jammed with illegal aliens and that something has to be done about it! But sending a woman back to Mexico immediately after spinal surgery is too much!

At 9:30, we’re talking the vote with the crown jewel of the Gaydos After Dark political team, Sam Donaldson!

It’s a good thing you always stick with Gaydos 7 to 10, 7 to 10, 7 to 10–because we round out tonight’s show with the dirt you didn’t get when New Jersey Governor James McGreevy first resigned after revelations of a homosexual affair!

 

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