Archive for March, 2008

Gaydos After Dark–Friday, March 14, 2008

Could the minister at Obama’s former church be the downfall of this dynamic presidential candidate? We begin our Friday night show with “The Top 7 Signs Your Pastor is Nuts”!

During our first hour, we have more audio from Reverend Jeremiah Wright! He’s close to the Obama family! He married Barack and Michelle Obama and even baptized their kids! You’ll hear Wright’s words of hatred for the U.S. and, apparently, for white people! We’ll also hear Obama’s long awaited response to concerns about his connection to this controversial figure! If Obama stayed in Wright’s congregation, knowing the reverend’s feelings about this nation, I don’t know how you could vote for him!

At 8, George W. Bush spoke about the flailing economy today and–what’s that? Did I hear him utter the word “recession”? We’ll hear what he had to say and find out if he’s still in denial!

Every Friday night, we invite you to call in and read us the riot act, as long as you can do it in twenty seconds! It happens at 8:30; it’s “Up to 20″!

The final hour starts off with Eleanor Clift from The McLaughlin Group and Newsweek! We’ll talk about the effects of the pastor fiasco on Obama’s campaign, and we’ll touch on Eliot Spitzer’s shady dealings as well!

At 9:20, you need to know what a C.P.S. employee did to help a couple of abusive parents flee the country with their poor kid! You will be disgusted!

Headbanger Hanna Scott is on hand for “Gaydos on the News” at 9:30! Tonight, we’re talking about the woman who was stuck on her toilet for two years and a dad who made his kid do the unthinkable to Fluffy the kitty!

Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen hours of news, information and entertainment, all wrapped up in one fantastic three-hour show! That’s Gaydos After Dark!

 
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Gaydos After Dark–Thursday, March 13, 2008

We now know who the Love Gov’s high-priced call girl is! Is it good to be her? Let’s find out with “The Top 7 Advantages to Being the Governor’s Call Girl”!

We’ll talk about “Kristen” during our first hour tonight!  She’s the escort frequented by New York Governor Eliot Spitzer!  Sounds like she’s had a tough life that included abuse, drug use and homelessness!  However, I don’t feel sorry for her!  A lot of people fall on hard times and they don’t become hookers!!

At 8 o’clock, I bet you’ll be as shocked as I was to find out that the minister at Barack Obama’s old church spouts anti-American garbage and seems to think that 9-11 was justifiable!  We’ll hear this guy talk and we’ll think about whether this should make us worry about an Obama presidency!

Red V. Blue Thursday means Presidential Match Game with our panel of stars!  I, Gaydos, will be host and panelist for a change and we even get a registered Independent in on our Talk the Vote action!  It all happens at 9:30!

Then, at 9:50, you won’t believe what a Gaydos After Dark intern had to say to Sheriff Joe!  Listen to this audio and tell me if I’m wrong, but I think our guy got Arpaio a little hot under the collar!

 
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Gaydos After Dark–Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Just when we think we’ve seen it all, we have an infamous suicide doctor seeking a congressional seat! Tonight’s Gaydos After Dark begins with “The Top 7 Dr. Jack Kevorkian Campaign Slogans”!

As expected, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer announced his resignation today and it’s all because of his penchant for call girls! Y’know, this whole train wreck won’t just affect his marriage and his career; he also has daughters to think of! During our first hour, we’ll find out how marital infidelity affects the children throughout their lives!

Oh my word! I’m starting to think I flew on one of Southwest’s damaged airplanes recently! Gaydos could have gone down in flames! What would the peeps do without me? I wish Southwest would forget about throwing hot girls off flights and seating me with group A, B or C, and just get me where I’m going in one piece! It’s our 8 o’clock topic!

At 8:30, there’s talk of banning homework for today’s students! Is it really in the best interest of the kids or are the teachers just trying to free up the time they spend grading take-home assignments?

Anytime after 9 p.m. is fair game for “The Rated R Issue of the Night”! Tonight, naked sushi is the issue! It’s the new trend! You and your friends can enjoy the exotic delicacy of sushi, straight off the body of a nude model! Would you dine out this way? Or would it kill your appetite?

Headbanger Hanna Scott is delightful as usual, as she joins me for “Gaydos on the News”! Tonight’s ten stories in ten minutes include a school that reeks of deer urine and a lady who tried to go through airport security with a skull in a bag!

7 to 10, 7 to 10, 7 to 10; that’s how I roll!

 
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Gaydos After Dark–Tuesday, March 11, 2008

It looks like the resignation of a well-known politician may be imminent in the wake of a brand new sex scandal, so we’ve got “The Top 7 Newspaper Headlines on New York Governor Eliot Spitzer”!

During our first hour, of course we have to ask ourselves what is up with these married politicians who traipse off to bed with prostitutes! However, don’t we also have to ask what in the world their wives are thinking? I think the women who stick by these losers are just as bad as the hookers!

After 8, we’ll learn that long-ago political failure Geraldine Ferraro has come out and said the only reason people are supporting Barack Obama is because he’s black! What a ridiculous grab for attention on her part! After 8:30, we’ll turn the tables and see if being old is working the same way for McCain!

At 9 o’clock, I’m very troubled by the actions of some parents of children with Downs Syndrome. They’re getting their kids elective surgery so that they don’t look so much like they have Downs! Why would they put their kids through that kind of pain just for their looks?

Headbanger Hanna Scott stops in after 9:30 and we discuss the case of two preschoolers who were handcuffed and threatened with jail because they wouldn’t take a nap! Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do…?

Dawn Wells is famous for playing Mary Ann on Gilligan’s Island, but wait till you hear what kind of mischief she’s getting into these days! I’ll tell you about it at the end of tonight’s fantastic show!

 
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Gaydos After Dark - Monday, March 10, 2008

Hillary Clinton’s been making noise for the last few days about having Senator Obama serve as her Vice President if she’s elected. Too bad she’s second in the delegate count right now! We’ve got “The Top 7 slogans for a Hillary-Obama Ticket!”

Our first issue involves a date Gaydos went on with his illegal alien girlfriend. Originially it seemed like it’d be awesome when he pulled out Suns vs. Spurs tickets. Once inside the arena though it became very apparent it was “Noche Latina.” The Suns and Spurs weren’t wearing their normal jerseys. Instead their jerseys said “Los Suns” and “Los Spurs.” When’s their going to be a gay night, or a night to celebrate the African American heritage…or White night? By celebrating one minority we’re excluding many others. Bad move NBA!

At 8 o’clock it was time for Gaydosnomics 101. Last week we discussed getting rid of your pets to save money. If you’re not willing to get rid of your pet to save some cash what are you cutting back on with the economic crunch upon us?

Our third issue took us to the report that 28 cities had all sorts of nasty pharmaceutical drugs in their drinking water. Gaydos visited many of these cities and thinks he’s sick.

At the bottom half of the hour legendary ABC Newsman Sam Donaldson joins us to talk about the latest political developments in the ‘08 Presidential race. Why is Hillary continuing to mention Barack as her V.P.? Will both Senator Clinton and Obama pick the other to serve as their running mate? And what’s with John McCain’s short fuse?

We wrapped up the show slamming New York Governor Eliot Spitzer and his alleged rendezvous with a prostitute.

 
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Gaydos After Dark–Friday, March 7, 2008

An Obama campaign adviser resigned today after she came under scrutiny for calling Hillary a monster! Tonight, we’ve got “The Top 7 Signs Hillary Clinton Really Is a Monster”!

Starting off our show, get ready to take notes as we bring you “Gaydos-nomics 101″! Stocks are down, job losses are up, and you’re struggling; but I’ve got a way to ease your financial stress. It’s very simple. You get rid of Rover! Now, if, by some strange chance, my peeps balk at that idea, I’d like to know what you will cut out of your budget to make ends meet!  In fact, let’s stay with this topic until 8:30!

Then, it’s our Friday night foray into unpredictability!  Call us up and bend our ears on “Up to 20″!

Our third big hour begins with the long awaited latest instance of John McCain’s temper rearing its ugly head!  I couldn’t be happier!

Headbanger Hanna Scott is in the house at 9:30!  Ten big stories in ten minutes is what you get with “Gaydos on the News”!  Tonight, we’ll tell you about a carjacker who may have saved an elderly woman from herself, as well as a bunch of kids in Uganda who are thought to have been possessed by demons!  That…that can’t be right, can it?

Ooohh, it’s great to have Gaydos on the program!

 
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Gaydos After Dark–Thursday, March 6, 2008

Southwest Airlines is in big trouble because they haven’t been conducting the proper safety inspections! Let me tell you, that doesn’t make Gaydos feel very safe and secure in the air! We kick off tonight’s show with “The Top 7 Signs You’re On an Unsafe Plane”!

During our first hour tonight, was a Valley teacher out of line when he took a belt to his girlfriend’s 11-year-old son? Would it be a big deal if he weren’t a teacher? We’ll hear your thoughts and experiences as the details of this story emerge.

At 8 o’clock, everyone is shocked at the news of Patrick Swayze’s cancer diagnosis!  Doctors say they’re optimistic and we’re hoping for the best for the well known actor!  Hanna Scott joins us to reminisce about classic big screen Swayze moments!

After the news at 8:30, there’s scholarship money a’plenty available for illegal aliens at ASU!  Or–as Michael Crow would call them–Special Class International Students!  This is their way of getting around Prop 300, a policy, incidentally, that was put in place for a reason!

We take a moment at 9:20 to bid a fond farewell to a retiring Brett Favre!  We’ll wish him well, we’ll remember his career, but most of all, we’ll hear him cry like a little girl who lost her dolly!!

It’s Red V. Blue Thursday, so of course the gang’s all here at 9:30 for Presidential Match Game!  It’s a tooth-and-nail battle between Democrat and Republican as KTAR continues to Talk the Vote right through Election Day!

Speaking of the vote, we’ll finish tonight’s program with a look at an ad that goes negative on McCain!

7 to 10, 7 to 10, 7 to 10; that’s how Gaydos rolls!

 
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Gaydos After Dark–Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Last night’s primary wins look like a big comeback for Hillary Clinton! Before that, it looked like Obama was riding a big firework straight to the Oval Office! Tonight, we bring you “The Top 7 Signs Barack Obama’s Momentum Has Been Stopped”!

Our first hour is all about the Democratic race! Hillary seems to have picked up some major momentum, but Obama still leads when it comes to delegates! So I have to wonder, which candidate is in better shape at this point? Also, is Hillary’s resurgence a bad thing for the Dems?

After 8 o’clock, new details are surfacing about the web-surfing moron who picked someone right off Craigslist and turned his baby over to her! Now, it turns out, this so-called dad slept with the 15-year-old babysitter! However, take heart! C.P.S. has given the child right back to his genius daddy!

Arizona’s university police will soon be armed with assault weapons! We’ll talk about what these weapons can do–and whether this will improve campus safety–at 9 o’clock!

At 9:30, I, Gaydos, am burning up the airwaves like a burning bush! One scholar is suggesting that Moses was under the influence of mind-altering substances when he received the Ten Commandments! So, I guess that means the journey out of Egypt was a real trip! Oooooh, I tease!!!

 
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Gaydos After Dark–Tuesday, March 4, 2008

It’s Super Tuesday Part Deux and we’ve got speeches from Clinton and Obama! McCain clinches the Republican nomination and Hillary seems to be the new comeback kid! However, we still don’t know just who will go to bat for the Democratic party!

 
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Gaydos After Dark–Monday, March 3, 2008

Ahhhhh, the early springtime here in Arizona can be sweet, or it can really sting! Tonight, we’ll bring you “The Top 7 Signs It’s Bee Season in the Valley”!

Super Tuesday II is tomorrow with major primaries in Texas, Ohio and elsewhere! If Hillary Clinton doesn’t go big tomorrow, should she go home? We’ll ask that question and recall the many faces of our girl Hill during the 7 o’clock hour!

At 8, a Mesa school is putting the squeeze on hugging among the student body! Hugs must be limited to two seconds and then–what? A horn sounds?  Then what? The other team gets to shoot from the charity stripe? I tease! Gaydos teases!

The Gaydos peeps stick their necks out at 9 tonight, all in the interest of another “Gaydos Experiment”! What’s the first thing that pops into your mind when I bring up the remaining presidential candidates?

At 9:30, we talk to Sam Donaldson, the crown jewel of the Gaydos After Dark political team!  He’ll tell us whether the bloom is off the rose for Senator Barack Obama and where the chips are likely to fall in the wake of tomorrow’s primary action!

Last, we hear that Hillary is now a sketch comedy hipster and George W. Bush is–well–a little out of touch!

 
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