Cardinals Q.B. Matt Leinart got caught doing beer bongs with a bunch of underage girls, so why don’t we bring you “The Top 7 Signs Your Favorite Quarterback Parties Too Much”!
Unbelievably, a group of nine Georgia third-graders meticulously plotted to kill their teacher! One investigator likened it to some kind of military operation! I’ll tell you during tonight’s first hour, I find this terrifying and—oddly enough—impressive! What does this mean about the nation’s kids today? Are they geniuses or psychopaths?
After 8, we find out that the Georgia incident was nothing compared to a case in Baltimore! Authorities there say a first-grader showed up at school with, not one, but, two loaded handguns! We’ll hear from teachers and from students who, like Gaydos, wonder if they should run away screaming from today’s little kids!
Here at Gaydos After Dark, our pioneering research continues at 8:30 with another “Gaydos Experiment”! Hillary has a new “3 a.m. phone call” ad and I want to know what you think about it! She’s obviously taking a poke at John McCain, but somehow, I don’t think he minds!
At 9 o’clock, we’ve got Bon Jovi tickets to give away and all you have to do is—well—the same thing you usually have to do—sing along as if no one were listening or would, indeed, want to!
Ah, teenagers! They’re learning the ways of the adult world, including the rules of the road; but there certainly is a learning curve in that area! At 9:30, we’ll talk about a Texas judge who requires teen traffic violators to put stickers on their cars, marking them as unsafe drivers and displaying a number to call to report violations! The judge says this will make them drive more safely, but I wonder if this could be used unfairly against these kids! Calling in a false report could become the new substitute for pantsing the class dork!
Wrapping up the show, we’ll let you hear John McCain’s appearance on David Letterman last night! The two engaged in a little late night sparring match; guess who won!
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