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Gaydos After Dark–Thursday, April 10, 2008

Published on April 10, 2008 in Uncategorized. 1 Comment

Sir Elton John appeared at a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton and said Americans are “misogynists”! I looked it up! It means we hate women! We start tonight’s show with “The Top 7 Other Surprises at the Elton John Fundraising Bash for Hillary”!

At 7 o’clock, could that be true? Do American voters shun Hillary because she’s a woman? I say no. The voters just don’t like her and they’d feel the same way, even if she came equipped with different parts! Plus, why is a Knight of the British Empire commenting on who we’re willing to vote for? For cryin’ out loud!

Who would have thought Governor Janet Napolitano couldn’t take a joke! Especially a joke as freakin’ great as KTAR’s April Fool’s Day prank! There’s talk of levying a fine against our station for the chaos we supposedly created with our fake story on toll roads! A lot of you got the joke and loved it!  Can we impeach her for having no sense of humor?  At 8 o’clock, we’ll ask, can’t we make a stinkin’ joke?

At 9, is the government going to just come riding to the rescue of a couple of million people experiencing home foreclosures?  There’s always some dope whose willing to make stupid financial decisions!  Why start bailing out every dumb bunny now?!  Let the learning begin, ladies and gentlemen; it’s Gaydosnomics 101!

It’s Red V. Blue Thursday and we bring you Presidential Match Game!  No holds are barred and there’s no telling what our contestants and panelists will say!  We’re talking the vote every Thursday at 9:30!

Anti-China demonstrations have surrounded Olympic Torch ceremonies this week but, as we wrap up tonight’s show, I’ll you why I doubt they’ll make any difference whatsoever!

 
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Gaydos After Dark–Wednesday, April 9, 2008

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Tons of people are racing to settle here in Phoenix and that includes folks coming from north of the border to get into our real estate market! We’ll tell you how to recognize these wily Canucks in “The Top 7 Signs a Canadian Owns the House Next Door to You”!

We find out during our first hour that, based on 2006/2007 statistics, 63% of homicide victims in Phoenix are Hispanic! What’s more, 50% of the suspects in those cases are in the U.S. illegally! Now, you can throw around the idea that Sheriff Joe is a Nazi—or a racial profiler—or whatever—but, I think this statistic shows that every time Arpaio sends an illegal home, he’s doing the Hispanic community a gigantic favor!

Attendees of the Bisbee High School Prom will receive a nice goody bag for their big night! It will contain, among other things, condoms! I think it’s a fantastic idea! Some people say it’ll encourage kids to have sex, but do they honestly think teenagers need encouragement? This is our 8 o’clock topic and I say, it can’t hurt to give them a safety net, even it’s manufactured from latex!

Just before 9, we’ll hear a “John McCain Senior Moment”! J-Mac’s an older guy. He may confuse his grandkids’ names—or apples and oranges—but Shiite and Sunni Muslims? That’s loopy, even for Grampa John!

In our final hour, the Obama campaign went nuts when one of his delegates was accused of making racist remarks to neighborhood children! The dumb thing is, she was just asking the kids to stop playing around in a tree “like monkeys.” Yes, they were black children and some lowlifes would use the word “monkey” in a racist way, but this is hypersensitive overkill! Monkeyshines, horseplay, reindeer games—let’s retain our sanity and realize this comment was purely innocuous!

7 to 10, 7 to 10, 7 to 10; that’s how I roll!!!

 
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