Tons of people are racing to settle here in Phoenix and that includes folks coming from north of the border to get into our real estate market! We’ll tell you how to recognize these wily Canucks in “The Top 7 Signs a Canadian Owns the House Next Door to You”!
We find out during our first hour that, based on 2006/2007 statistics, 63% of homicide victims in Phoenix are Hispanic! What’s more, 50% of the suspects in those cases are in the U.S. illegally! Now, you can throw around the idea that Sheriff Joe is a Nazi—or a racial profiler—or whatever—but, I think this statistic shows that every time Arpaio sends an illegal home, he’s doing the Hispanic community a gigantic favor!
Attendees of the Bisbee High School Prom will receive a nice goody bag for their big night! It will contain, among other things, condoms! I think it’s a fantastic idea! Some people say it’ll encourage kids to have sex, but do they honestly think teenagers need encouragement? This is our 8 o’clock topic and I say, it can’t hurt to give them a safety net, even it’s manufactured from latex!
Just before 9, we’ll hear a “John McCain Senior Moment”! J-Mac’s an older guy. He may confuse his grandkids’ names—or apples and oranges—but Shiite and Sunni Muslims? That’s loopy, even for Grampa John!
In our final hour, the Obama campaign went nuts when one of his delegates was accused of making racist remarks to neighborhood children! The dumb thing is, she was just asking the kids to stop playing around in a tree “like monkeys.” Yes, they were black children and some lowlifes would use the word “monkey” in a racist way, but this is hypersensitive overkill! Monkeyshines, horseplay, reindeer games—let’s retain our sanity and realize this comment was purely innocuous!
7 to 10, 7 to 10, 7 to 10; that’s how I roll!!!
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