The post season will have Phoenix meeting the San Antonio Spurs again this year! Bet that’ll be awkward! Tonight, we’ve got “The Top 7 Signs the Suns Are Not Ready for the Playoffs”!
In our 7 o’clock hour, there’s more on Pope Benny’s visit to the U.S.! Armed with apologies and soothing words, he met with a handful of Church sexual abuse victims in Washington! They talked for a whole twenty minutes! Nice photo op, Pope-ster, but it’s too little too late!
How do you think the Pope feels about illegal immigration in the U.S.? I’ll tell you how! He’s all for it! More Latinos—legal or not!—means more converts to Catholicism—and that means, more money for the Catholic Church! We’ll touch on that after 7:30!
We talk to Cliff Schecter at 8 o’clock! He’s the author of The Real McCain, which alleges that McCain is a power-hungry man of rage and vengeance! We’ll ask Cliff what kind of man John McCain really is! He’ll also give us the inside dirt on the candidate lashing out at his wife with some incredibly ugly words!
We’ll also bring you the “Rated R Issue of the Night”! One Yale art student is—I cannot believe I’m saying this!—she is artificially inseminating herself repeatedly! Yes! And that’s not all! She’s then—again, unbelievably—taking drugs to induce miscarriage! How is this art?! The weirdness doesn’t end there. Be with us after 9 for this strange, strange story!
At 9:30, don’t miss our red hot Red V. Blue Thursday action! One Republican and one Democrat try to match answers with B. Nicks, Hanna Scott and Jarrett Carlen!
Dick Cheney went on stage at a White House media gathering and banged out a whole stand-up comedy routine! One that was 100%, entirely unfunny! And with that, we wrap up another fantastic Gaydos After Dark!
After the first day of hearing you slame the Pope because he didnt apologize for the sexual abuse of children as well as him not meeting with the victims…and then the second day of you slamming him even after he did meet with the victims and apologize on behalf of the Church, I conclude two things. One, you have become a Catholic bigot blinded by your ignorance of Catholicism and the Church. And two, you have nothing better to put on the air, except to hear yourself drone on and on about issues you know little or nothing about. Trust me, the Catholic Church can do better off without you in it. When your bigotry and ignorance leaves you, then perhaps you can come back to Rome.
Anyone who is/was involved with any sexual abuse within the Catholic church should be:
1. Jailed
2. Excommunicated from the church
3. Publicly denounced by the Catholic church