Oh boy! It won’t be long before you’re out there throwing around your cash from the economic stimulus package! Tonight, we bring you “The Top 7 Stupid Ways to Spend Your Rebate Check”!
During tonight’s first hour, I wouldn’t be surprised if Governor Janet Napolitano started driving an actual welcome wagon for illegal immigrants! Napolitano has vetoed a measure that would have required local law enforcement to help federal authorities clamp down on illegals! So I guess it’s now Mayor Gordon and our governor against Sheriff Joe Arpaio, the only person who’s trying to make this situation better!
At 8, Hannah Montana is appearing in Vanity Fair looking—not her usual squeaky clean and fresh-faced but—sultry and sensual! People are freaking out after seeing her in such a seemingly adult photo! But I say it’s just a career decision! She’s not going to get much more mileage out of child stardom—and no one wants to go the way of Dana Plato and Todd Bridges!—so it’s just time to sex up her image!
At 8:50, we’ll talk about the ho hum Suns. I think they were sleepwalking through Friday’s game. Okay, at least they’re somehow still in the series, but they’ve gotta step it up!
We’ll spend a lot of our 9 o’clock hour discussing the idiot Reverend Jeremiah Wright, who must not want Barack Obama to be president! After all, he keeps opening that mouth of his, even though Obama’s campaign dies a little more every time Wright speaks!
We’ll end tonight’s show with our good friend Sam Donaldson, the crown jewel of the Gaydos After Dark political team! He’s got some thoughts on Wright and his effect on Obama’s race for the White House too!
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