Hillary appeared on The O’Reilly Factor tonight! I bet you’re wondering if they made a love connection, so we’ll bring you “The Top 7 Surprise Questions in Bill O’Reilly’s Interview with Hillary Clinton”!
At 7 o’clock, we’re discussing dashed hopes, broken dreams—in short, we’re discussing the Phoenix Suns! I hate to say it, but, Shaq’s got nothing for us and Nash can’t perform in the playoffs! Their post season outing against the Spurs has been absolutely embarrassing to watch! The way I see it, our only choice is to throw all of our support behind a team that can pull it out in the end! I say, “Go, Mercury!!!”
Obama held a press conference yesterday in a continuing effort to keep Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s comments from destroying his bid for the presidency! I’ve got some radical theories on the Obama/Wright relationship as it stands today. Stick around for those at 8!
At 9 o’clock, we’ve got the “Rated R Issue of the Night”! For his 40th birthday, one man’s wife promised him nightly sex for an entire year! What?! Is she then going to take the next year off? Maybe she’s just doing this so she doesn’t have to lug a wide screen t.v. home for him!
Yes, Hillary Clinton sat down for some face time with Fox’s Bill O’Reilly tonight! At 9:30, I want us to listen to some of the interview and figure out if he went too easy on her! Also, was I hearing some uncouth sounds coming from O’Reilly? Oh, that’s unpleasant, to say the least!
Hey, there’s more!
Clinton’s most daunting opponent thus far? This cappuccino machine! Hillary, Hillary, Hillary! Don’t you have people to do this kind of thing for you?!
Also, our Lord and Savior is popping up all over the place! Now He’s on Monet Sledge’s ultrasound photo!
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