First up tonight: Sheriff Joe Arpaio is the one guy who is battling illegal immigration and it doesn’t seem to matter who he has to go up against to do it! Some people think he should be a team player with Mayor Gordon and Governor Napolitano, but I disagree! The Sheriff is doing a fine job on his own!

At 7:30, we talk the rotten economy, the terrible situation regarding gasoline and why U.S. legislators are on vacation when you and I can’t afford to take one!

Our second hour begins with the sissification of American kids! A California community is getting rid of its Little League All-Star game so nobody gets their feelings hurt!

Reports say recent home invasions in the Valley have been staged by men claiming to be members of the Mexican military! I seriously doubt it, but what is terrifying about this is the weaponry and tactics they’re using! We’ll tell you about it at 8:30!

Just before 9, Louisiana is implementing castration as a punishment for rapists! Way to think outside the box, lawmakers, but I don’t think you’ll get the results you’d like!

Look! Over in Gilbert! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a superhero who picks up dog poop! We’ll tell you all about Captain Doo at 9 o’clock! Click the photo to read up on this guy and to find a video of Captain Doo hard at work!

9:30 on a Friday night means “Gaydos on the News”! Hanna Scott helps Gaydos bring you ten stories in ten minutes, including a chick who’s selling her house and including herself in the deal!

 

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At 7 o’clock, Mesa Mayor Scott Smith joins us to talk about today’s crime roundups, the mood in his city and immigration superhero Sheriff Joe Arpaio! Then, Sandra Haros is on the ground in Mesa and calls in with her observations! By the way, Sheriff Joe says Mesa Police leaked the location of today’s raids and they won’t get a warning next time! At 7:50, in addition to the steady flow of illegals, are Mexican soldiers invading the U.S.?

Starting off our second hour, we’re talking with Eleanor Clift of Newsweek and The McLaughlin Group! Among other things, we’ll discuss decisions coming down from the Supreme Court this week!

At 8:20, I’ll bring you a couple of stories related to the Obama campaign; one about a big check and one about a great big mouth!

After the news at 8:30, analysts predict that gas could rocket to seven dollars per gallon in the next two years! Republicans are agreeing not to drill in ANWR, so that’s got me wondering. Will the left also make sacrifices so we can get some relief from these insane prices?!

At 9 o’clock, there’s more on today’s Mesa crime roundup! New details arise as Sandra Haros is with us once again to report on tonight’s press conference with Sheriff Joe! We’ll hear from the peeps as well, including someone who was pulled over as part of today’s activities!

 

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It finally happened: my date with Beverly Kidd! Romance is in the air! Check out the photos here!

At 7:30—if I can regain my composure!—we’ll talk about Shaq Fu! Sheriff Joe is hopping mad after seeing video of Shaq performing a somewhat adult rap over the weekend! Arpaio wants O’Neal to turn in his badge! Sheriff Joe takes a break from dinner to call in and give us his side of the story!

Five police officers were injured today as they tried to keep a man from jumping off an overpass! Why—ladies and gentlemen—why does a severely depressed individual endanger others as part of his suicide attempt? We’ll talk about this at 8 o’clock!

At 8:30, what a stupid television ad MoveOn.org released last week! I’ve posted it here, just in case you haven’t seen it yet—and if you have, please tell me you aren’t fooled!

We have more on the Massachusetts teen pregnancy pact at 9 o’clock! Gloucester officials are saying they don’t know of any pact! Plus, one of the pregnant girls appeared on ABC this morning with her adult boyfriend! There are so many things wrong with this situation!

We’ll hear more of Don Imus trying to weasel out of his latest racist remark after 9:30! Will he ever give up?

As we wrap up tonight’s Gaydos After Dark, we’ll update you on the kids who were found getting perilously close to I-17! Looks like at least one of their parents will suffer legal consequences for his shameful neglect!

 

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Starting off tonight’s show, a school in Dallas is using GPS technology to battle truancy! I don’t like it! They’re treating the kids like convicts! Besides, just because a kid’s butt is in a seat, it doesn’t mean he’s learning anything!

This honor student got a year’s suspension from school for giving his teacher a noogie! But what about this? The teacher encouraged students to noogie her! Can “noogie” be used as a verb? Is that right? At 7:30, I think teachers have to stop trying to be buddies with their students!

As I’ll tell you at 8, another pregnancy has been added to the Gloucester High School pregnancy pact! That’s eighteen kids, now, who agreed to go out and get pregnant on purpose so they could be Best Friends Forever! (That’s BFF’s if you need to send a text about it!) Their school has free daycare! Maybe that’s why these girls think motherhood is going to be so easy!

What could be worse than the five-dollar-a-gallon gas predicted for this summer? Well, the numbers do go higher, ladies and gentlemen! Israel may be preparing for action against Iran and that could affect our experience at the pump! We’ll talk about it at 9!

At 9:20, we’ve got Mesa Mayor Scott Smith! He’ll tell us just what measures are being taken to combat illegal immigration in his town!

Hillary is out supporting Obama on the campaign trail and one man finds out that scraping pennies together for gas might not be the way to go! It’s “Gaydos on the News” at 9:30, where we’ll also tell you about a disturbed teacher who burned a cross into a kid’s skin!

 

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As we begin our Wednesday night show, I still can’t believe all the goodies you can get if you’re an illegal alien! In Connecticut, they’re even getting a discount on gas!

At 7:30, tragedy strikes a father and children who were out for a day of canoeing. Unfortunately, in trying to save his children, the dad had to make a terrible, terrible choice.

Controversy is swirling around the Obama campaign once again! A couple of women in traditional Muslim dress were asked to make themselves—ahem!—less conspicuous at a Michigan campaign appearance! I’m sure his camp wants him to completely disassociate himself from Islamic images, but this is not a move Obama, the uniter, should have made! That’s our 8 o’clock topic!

At 9 o’clock, it’s all about a broken marriage and the ugly battle for alimony that ensued! But here’s the thing: the divorce came about in the face of the wife’s female-to-male sex change! Long story short, the ex-husband is paying alimony to someone who’s now a dude!!!

At 9 o’clock, let’s consider the current astronomical gas prices and ask, what has George W. Bush done for us lately? Are the measures he suggested today going to solve the problem?

 

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