At 7 o’clock, my illegal alien girlfriend wants to know how many women have been loved by Gaydos! What do I do? What do I say? I can’t help it if women love the Gaydos!
To start hour number two, a teenager is trying to fight bullies with a YouTube video, but it’s not going to work! You’ve gotta talk to those guys in a language they understand and that’s fighting!
Yesterday was Fathers’ Day and Barack Obama took the opportunity to urge African American dads to be more involved with their children! At 8:30, I couldn’t agree more! Pictured below is Obama’s often absent father.
Speaking of bad dads, another one has gone on Craig’s List to find a babysitter and now—I hope—he sees the error of his ways! We’ll talk about it at 9 o’clock!
Then, I hate to tell you this, but a whole new wrench is getting thrown into the ugly fuel situation! Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, gas stations may soon be banning the use of credit cards!
At 9:30, we’ll have our weekly visit with Sam Donaldson, the crown jewel of the Gaydos After Dark political team! We’ll discuss the sudden death of Tim Russert, as well as Al Gore’s endorsement of Obama.
Finally, nobody wants to see the execution of a will end up in court! Just ask the late Leona Helmsley’s doggy! He’s down ten million dollars today!
See if you can get her to tell her how many partners she has had. And tell her that you UNDERSTAND how she feels, because you don’t like to think of her with anyone else, but you are comfortable within your relationship together and realize that what matters is now and only the two of you.
Grow some b***s dude,You never ever tell them how much money you make,the pass word to your email account and above all you never tell them who you slept with or how many youve slept with. GROW SOME B***S mister mean streets. HOOK
Hi Larry,
Your IA GF is worried about whether you have kids or not and also about privacy issues, so you need to address these first. Next, the “sex count” is irrelevant UNLESS its too LOW or too High…too low means you may not be ready to settle down, too High may blow her mind, so here’s what you say if you want to continue with your IA GF,
” First, I want to assure you I absolutely do not have any children, and all the text messages are from male friends and work colleagues who love to spoof on me on holidays because of my radio personality - its just a part of my public radio image and goes with the job, I won’t answer text messages during family or holiday gatherings anymore. About my past, I have been with enough women to know that you are the one I want to be with, if I hadn’t had the prior experiences before meeting you then I would not be able to appreciate just how much you do mean to me, and you mean the world to me, you make me a happier person and I would not want be without you”.
We’ve heard you talk about her alot and we believe you are sincere in your feelings for your IA GF and this way your addressing the issues without telling her you love her if you’re not ready to.
Good Luck Larry!!,
C&V
Don’t tell her, it shouldn’t mske any difference if she really cares for you and you for her. Same applies to her relationships, do you want to know and would it make any difference? Such information can cause real problems later on. Mum is the word.
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