Starting off tonight’s show, a school in Dallas is using GPS technology to battle truancy! I don’t like it! They’re treating the kids like convicts! Besides, just because a kid’s butt is in a seat, it doesn’t mean he’s learning anything!
This honor student got a year’s suspension from school for giving his teacher a noogie! But what about this? The teacher encouraged students to noogie her! Can “noogie” be used as a verb? Is that right? At 7:30, I think teachers have to stop trying to be buddies with their students!
As I’ll tell you at 8, another pregnancy has been added to the Gloucester High School pregnancy pact! That’s eighteen kids, now, who agreed to go out and get pregnant on purpose so they could be Best Friends Forever! (That’s BFF’s if you need to send a text about it!) Their school has free daycare! Maybe that’s why these girls think motherhood is going to be so easy!
What could be worse than the five-dollar-a-gallon gas predicted for this summer? Well, the numbers do go higher, ladies and gentlemen! Israel may be preparing for action against Iran and that could affect our experience at the pump! We’ll talk about it at 9!
At 9:20, we’ve got Mesa Mayor Scott Smith! He’ll tell us just what measures are being taken to combat illegal immigration in his town!
Hillary is out supporting Obama on the campaign trail and one man finds out that scraping pennies together for gas might not be the way to go! It’s “Gaydos on the News” at 9:30, where we’ll also tell you about a disturbed teacher who burned a cross into a kid’s skin!
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