The Saudis are vowing to increase oil production, but it’s not going to lower our gas prices! Oh well! At 7 o’clock, I’ll bring you the benefits of paying over four dollars for a gallon of gas! By the way, John McCain is putting a big idea for a solution out there: a 300-million-dollar incentive for advanced fuel technology!
So, Don Imus has injected race into his show again! I’m not sure I believe his explanation but, unfortunately, nobody can prove what’s going on in his head! We’ll talk about it at 7:30!
Our second hour begins with a statistic none of us can be proud of! Arizona ranks 4th in the nation for teen pregnancy! The way I see it, this means we’re failing our children miserably! They absolutely must be educated and protected against this!
President Bush congratulated 2007 WNBA champions the Phoenix Mercury today! We’ll hear what he had to say at 8:30!
Then, should Phoenix Police officers be paid for the time they spend suiting up? We’ll find out what you have to say on that. Personally, I say yes!
At 9 o’clock, the excitement is palpable as I prepare for tomorrow’s big date with Beverly Kidd! It’s been a while since I’ve really dated, so I hope the peeps can tell me if anything has changed about the—uh—the art and science of wooing a beautiful woman! Help me put together this match made in Heaven!
9:30 brings our weekly visit with legendary news man Sam Donaldson! He can shed some light on tensions swirling around the fuel supply, as well as whether we can expect any improvement with the coming change of guard at the White House!
We finish up tonight’s Gaydos After Dark with a look at the late George Carlin, his brand of comedy and his seeming bitterness in his final years.
Gaydos, I think the only way this date on Tuesday is going to work out is for you to pay your good buddy Mac Watson to stay in to the 7 o’clock hour and do the whole Cyrano de Bergerac thing and feed you the right lines to say to Beverly Kidd. Good luck - we’re all rooting for you! And pay attention to what Otha said when she called in to your show tonight, she knows of what she speaks!