First up toight: if you think the slowpoke driver you got stuck behind today may have been Gaydos, all I can say is, GUILTY! AS! CHARGED! I’ve lowered my speed on the highway in order to save gas and it seems to be working! Fantastic!!! However, I certainly don’t want congress to force us to slow down! One senator is actually proposing that!
We’re discussing guns at 7:30. An armed man fired on three people in a vehicle, one of them a three-year-old girl! He thought—mistakenly!—that they had stolen his car stereo! It’s guys like this who ruin it for responsible gun owners!
People seeking a divorce in Texas may have to wait two years and take classes on resolving their problems first! At 8, we’ll conduct another “Gaydos Experiment” to find out whether it’s right for every couple. I say no.
At 8:30, it’s “Gaydos on the News,” it’s ten stories in ten minutes, including this week’s cunning hostage rescue in Colombia; plus, the future scourge of the entertainment industry, a Friends movie!
As we roll out tonight’s third hour, we’re talking to Arizona Congressman Trent Franks(R) on how—or if—the Democrats and Republicans can finish their vacations, get together and make us less reliant on foreign oil!
After 9:30, Thomas Beatie—you remember, the pregnant guy!—has given birth to a baby girl. Say what you want about this undeniably odd situation, but there is a serious issue involved here. What happens when this child finds out that her dad is really her mom?
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