Look, I’m a sentimental guy. I cried during Field of Dreams (I still get weepy when Ray Liotta tells Burt Lancaster “hey rookie, you were good”). Gonzo finishing up his career with the D-backs is a warm and fuzzy finish.
But I’m also a practical guy. And this wish of his just doesn’t pass the test. It’s just not practical. Not for a team with a tight budget and high expectations coming off a failed season. They have to be lean, mean and lacking any and all pleasantries. Another season like last and a big heaping help of doubt creeps in.
And the truth is this…there is nowhere to put him. Where’s he going to play? Who does he displace? With Eric Byrnes as your fourth outfielder, barring a trade, where does Gonzo get his at bats? If you’re going to have a fifth outfielder, you need one who can play multiple positions, who brings speed to the table and can be a defensive replacement in the late innings.
And that isn’t Gonzo. He’s a left handed bat who would be a good clubhouse guy. And that’s it. And that’s not enough.
If the Diamondbacks actually pursue this they would be bowing down to the Casual Baseball Fan. The CBF was miffed when Gonzo wasn’t invited back. The CBF was thrilled when the somersaulting Byrnes was vastly overpaid (how did that one work out?). The CBF would love to have Gonzo back and that’s what scares me. If the D-backs sense that this move puts butts in seats or eyeballs on the TV, then they might buy into it.
Make him a coach. A broadcaster. Build a statue. Retire his number. Change the name of the team to the Gonzo’s for all I care. He deserves all of it. His legacy is secure.
But come September I’d much rather have a warm baseball team than a warm heart.


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Burnsie,
I do agree that most of the fans in Arizona are CSF’s but I however am not. I would love to see Gonzo return to the bench as a bench player. As long as he relizes that his roll would be very limited I see no problem with it. When Gonzo was a starter for The Marlins hw was batting .300 and .270 as a bench player, both those numbers where far superior than any bench player we had as well as 75% of the every day players. Why can’t we hang on to Gonzo for 500k or a mill, we’re paying Byrnes 10 mill a year to warm the bench. He is still productive and will elevate the attendance as well as the ratings on T.V. Also Im tired of you always proclaimin that we are all CSF’s in AZ get your facts strait!!! There are many of us that arent and its crap that you pigeon hold us.
Amen Burnsy!!!
Give Gonzo a one day contract for opening day, let him play, and when the game ends, retire his number and make him the batting coach…………..solving two problems