Rod’s Sports Guarantees:

• I guarantee the Suns will win the Pacific Division

• I guarantee Charles Barkley will rip the Suns at some point for their style of play.

• I guarantee that Alex Rodriguez will not be wearing a Diamondbacks uniform next year.

• I guarantee that Kurt Warner will not play every snap at quarterback for the Cardinals the rest of the year.

• I guarantee that ASU will beat the Arizona Wildcats in football this year.

• I guarantee that Steve Nash will be an All-Star.

• I guarantee that Shawn Marion will not be wearing a Suns uniform next year.

• I guarantee this is not the last we’ve heard of Curt Schilling in regards to his contract this offseason.

• I guarantee that no NFL team will go undefeated this year.

• I guarantee that the Coyotes will not make the playoffs, and I guarantee that even if they did, no one would care.

• I guarantee that ASU will NOT go undefeated this year.

• I guarantee that Kobe will not be a Laker by seasons end.

• I guarantee that the winner of Super Bowl 42 will either be the Colts or the Patriots.

• I guarantee that we’ll have a playoff system in college football in the next three years.

• I guarantee that the Boston Celtics will be the most improved team in the NBA this year.

• I guarantee that the pick the Suns get from the Atlanta Hawks in this year’s draft will not be as good as the one they ALMOST got last year.

• I guarantee that Bret Favre will be the Sunday Conversation on SportsCenter at some point again this season. (He was this week).

• I guarantee that Roger Clemens retirement status will become an issue this spring.

Burnsy’s Sports Guarantees:

• I guarantee Dennis Erickson will be ASU’s coach next year, but beyond that is anyone’s guess.

• I guarantee that the AFC representative will beat the NFC representative by AT LEAST 2 touchdowns in Super Bowl 42.

• I guarantee that the Fiesta Bowl will end up with the best BCS game. (They always do).

• I guarantee if you put a gun to my head, I could still not name 4 Coyotes players.