Now that Fidel Castro has finally stepped down, the 620 Sportsline was thinking of a few other people who should consider retirement:

1. Luis Gonzalez, the friggin’ Marlins?

2. George Lucas, did you see the Star Wars prequels, and now an Indiana Jones CGI fest

3. John Madden, nothing to talk about if Favre retires

4. Barry Bonds, 3,000 hits still won’t get you into the Hall

5. Rambo, nuff said

6. Curt Schilling, yeah we know you play hurt- enough already

7. Bill Parcells, because he doesn’t know how to

8. Brett Favre, he’s still good, but he’s such a drama queen when it comes to the retirement stuff

9. Al Pacino, he plays the same guy in every movie

10. Indiana Jones, he’s too old and people don’t fight with whips anymore. Wait, I’m not sure they ever did.

11. Bryant Gumbel, blind people listening to the NFL Network still don’t know what the hell happened to Brett Favre in the Dallas game.

12. Tiger Woods, so someone else can win

13. The NHL, because who would notice (besides Gambo and Ash)

14. Hulk Hogan, because he uses “brother” in way too many sentences, but then again so does Henry Lopez.

15. Henry Lopez

16. Lute Olsen, because Tucson would turn upside down

17. Dick Vitale, because Burnsy hates him

18. Bill Belichick, because I hate him

19. Julio Franco, because no one should be able to play baseball in their 60’s

20. Joe Paterno, because no one should be able to coach football in their 100’s

21. David Stern, because he’s running out of cities that he can retire in (Phoenix, Seattle definitely out)

22. Isiah Thomas, because nobody should be as bad at what they do and still get paid

23. Doug Franz, OK maybe Isiah isn’t that bad

24. Russ Ortiz, because the D-Backs are already picking up the check on his grocery bill. (Wait, maybe he shouldn’t retire yet).

25. The brainiac behind that god-awful ESPN show “Pardon the Interruption.” (Wait he should probably die).

26. Dancing with the Stars, because the last time Steve Guttenberg was a “star” I was in elementary school. (What VH1 couldn’t find him a spot in-between the 1980’s has-been block of programming featuring Flavor Flav, the guy from Poison, and Scott Baio?)